This election season sure has been interesting, if not for what the candidates themselves are saying, for the merchandise it's inspired. Here are some of my favorite things I've seen out there (some of which, I'll admit, I've actually purchased).
Anti-Trump mini pin set, Craft Boner, $6 for 6 pins
Granted, pins are not the most innovative of campaign goodies, but these are just adorable (and a good deal). This sassy website also has a lot of other goodies, so it's worth a look around.
Donald Trump Pinata, Pinata Design Studio, $34.99
I'm not sure if this is celebratory or not, but this little guy is full of it, just like the bigger version. Except this one is full of something people actually like - candy! Sounds like a blast at your election party.
Hillary Clinton Coloring Book, Wildfang, $12
The adult coloring craze has come into full swing with this item! Take the journey with Hillary from Girl Scouts to Secretary of State. You can even go outside the lines, just like she did as a female breaking boundaries.
Win So Big Mug, Cafepress, $9.95
Nothing better than promoting your politics on the coffee mug, and when you're as confident as Trump, why not say you're going to win already?
I'm With Her Nail Decals, NWDesignStudio, $3.99
Nail art has been another big style obsession over the past few years. Now you can show your support on your hands when you cast your vote.
Winners Aren't Losers Donald Trump Children's Book, Etsy, $5
As seen on Jimmy Kimmel, this children's book is modeled after Dr. Seuss and teaches everyone the lessons that Donald Trump is such a fan of. If he wins, it might end up in all elementary schools anyway.
Hot Hillary Clinton Hot Pepper Sauce, Zazzle, $8.01
If you're feeling hot for Hillary, what better way to show it than to put it on all of your food? No, seriously, there must be a better way, right?
Make America Great Again Camo Hat, trumpoutlet.com, $19.99
Love the Donald's hat? Well, you can now get it in camouflage, too! You're probably going to need to hide out anyway, supporting an angry, orange pumpkin that most of the country is fed up with.
Hillary Nutcracker, calendars.com, $29.99
Ah, because it wasn't enough to make jokes about Hillary being a ballbuster, someone decided it would be great to actually show what that means. Something tells me this won't really work in my Christmas collection.
Team Trump Golf Towel, trumpstore2016.com, $17.95
I'm sure I can think of some appropriate comment for this item. But I need to know two things first: a) What the heck is golf towel, and b) Why does it cost almost $18? I guess only the Trump supporters understand...
Hillary Clinton Cookie Cutter, Ebay, $11
And we've come to my personal favorite. Clinton actually used to sell her own cookie cutters, but I guess that idea fizzled. These seem like a pretty sweet replacement, though.