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11 Things You Want To Say To Annoying People, But Can't

You're so annoying.

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As a college student, I know that constantly being around people all of the time can get rather frustrating. I was used to having my own room, my own bathroom, essentially my own everything, so I wasn't exactly accustomed to being around people 24/7. Also as a non-confrontational person, I often find myself biting my tongue in situations when others are being outright annoying. Although I might come across as a little OCD, these are circumstances that college students encounter every day. Below, I compiled a list of things that I wish I could say to these annoying people, but can't.

1. "For the love of God, please put headphones in so I can study—especially when we are in the quiet area of the library. There is a quiet zone for a reason, and I am pretty sure it's not so you can blast your snapchat story."

2. "Clean your small-rodent sized, hair wad out of the shower drain, because it's going to get clogged and I don't want to have to pick up after you!"

3. "How exactly did you get into college when I just watched you struggle to add four plus four?"


4. "Is it really necessary to watch Netflix on full volume, in a public area?"



5. " I understand the struggle. I really do, but I don't understand why you wear actual pajama pants to class every single day."

6. "I really don't care how drunk you got last night, so you don't have to tell me the same story 11 times."


7. "I know its a bathroom, but after you number two, please spray. It would really help everyone living on the hall out big time."

8. "I am sincerely glad that you have a great love life, but the knocking against the walls at 3 a.m. aren't appreciated. Remember, these walls are very thin, and your neighbors hear everything."

9. "It would be nice if you actually learned how to cook popcorn correctly, so that it didn't set of the alarm every time, and make me choke on the nasty burnt popcorn smell. Thanks."

10." I value what little sleep that I get, so stop slamming doors in the middle of the night. It would be greatly appreciated."

11." We are all extremely stressed, sleep-deprived students, but together we can make it. All that I ask of you, is that you respect me and I'll do the same."

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