I love food, but there are some annoying things that come with eating.
1. When the food's gone
Honestly the worst part.
2. When your chip breaks in the guac
THIS IS SO BAD. Then you need to get another, stronger chip to save the one that fell.
3. When you take a bite of a burger and everything falls out of the bun
If I wanted bread with mustard and ketchup on it I would have ordered that.
4. When you get full
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5. When you get hangry
No one deserves to be hangry.
6. When someone chews with their mouth open
Why not close your mouth? Why must you show your chewed up food to the world?
7. Eating wings
The entire process is terrible, but the worst is the sauce.
8. When your spaghetti flies into your face
I mean, dessert, but at what cost?
9. Dropping your spoon into soup
The handle falls in and you're done for.
10. When the fork accidentally scrapes against your plate or teeth
Honestly, makes me want to just storm out of the room, house, city, country...
11. Eating with someone who didn't come from a food-centric household
What do you mean you haven't thought about lunch? I've already planned out dinner for the next three months, and you're saying you forgot lunch?