p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'} "How tall are you? you're so short. Are you over 5'0?"

Yes I know I'm short and you can also see I'm short. Why does my height matter and why do you need to ask?

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'} "What size do you wear? You're so tiny. I bet you can wear kids clothes

Yes I can wear kids clothes. While you're wearing a $150 Columbia jacket, I'm wearing the same one for $60 less.

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'} "Wow I thought I was short"

Just because I'm shorter than you doesn't mean you're tall FYI

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'} "I was your height back in 6th grade" 

Wow that's great! I bet you have average size parents, I don't!

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'} "How much do you weigh?!" 

But if I asked you how much you weighed you'd be offended. So why is it okay if you ask me??

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'} "Can I pick you up?" 

No you can't I'm a person not a doll thank you.

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'} "Can you sit in the middle?"

Yeah sure I'd love to be squished in the middle.

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'} "Wait stand up I wanna see how much taller I am"

Do the math, you're 5"7 so you're 8 inches taller, that's great why do you need me to stand up for that.

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 14.0px} p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'} "I bet you can fit into that small space"

Yeah I probably can, doesn't mean I want to nor will I.

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'} "Oh my god that 5th grader is as tall as you. I thought you were in their class for a second