It feels like the Chicago Cubs haven’t won the World Series in quite some time… it's because they haven’t.
It’s been 108 years since the Cubs last took the title, and a lot has happened during that time. The world was a different place back in 1908, but one thing that hasn’t changed: the loyalty of Cubs fans (and bandwagoners) across the nation. Here’s a list – by year – of monumental things that have happened since the Cubs last held the title:
1908: The Chicago Cubs are doomed by the curse of the Billy Goat
Which clearly would last 108 years. Hindsight's always 20/20.
1909: American explorers first reach the North Pole
1910: The first troops of Boy Scouts of America were sworn in
And thanks to them, we all know how to tie knots. Or we know a Boy Scout who does.
1911: First feature film is released
Yet no record of what movie it was....
1912: The oceanliner Titanic sinks
Also, Girls Scouts of America is founded #GirlPower
1913: Henry Ford develops the first moving assembly line
Efficiency at its finest.
1914: World War I begins
1915: The 1 millionth Ford car rolls off assembly lines
Well that escalated quickly...
1916: Albert Einstein formulates his theory of relativity, including gravity
1917: Uncle Sam’s “I Want You” poster debuts, becoming an American icon
Me? You want me? Desperate times call for desperate measures.
1918: Daylight savings time is created
And we all know how amazing that extra hour of sleep was this past weekend.
1919: The dial telephone was invented
Oh, how far we've come...
1920: Women get the right to vote
Only an eternity too late.
1921: Vitamin E is discovered
And dry skin everywhere rejoices!
1922: Insulin is first used for treating diabetes
1923: The beginning of Time magazine
1924: Walt Disney creates his first cartoon “Alice in Wonderland”
And with the state of this election, everyone wishes they could head to Wonderland right about now. Amirite?
1925: First television image is transmitted in London
The very conception of my addiction to both Friends and Gilmore Girls.
1926: College Board creates the SAT
1927: First nonstop solo transatlantic flight
And he made it in this thing? #NoWay
1928: First urine pregnancy test is developed
That's one doodle that can't be undid, Homeskillet.
1929: Vatican City is established
1930: Pluto is discovered as the 9th planet
1931: Refrigerators become a household commodity
Wait, you mean they haven't always been a thing?
1932: The first atom is split
#science
1933: Hitler becomes Chancellor of Germany
1934: First quintuplets to survive were born in Canada
Thank goodness they're cute...
1935: Nylon was invented, the first synthetic material
Damn you, nylon.
1936: The electric guitar was debuted
Jimi Hendrix is especially thankful for this one. And we're thankful for Jimi Hendrix. Win win.
1937: The Golden Gate Bridge was completed
And instantly became a Golden Coast icon.
1938: The ballpoint pen was invented
And gave way to an effortless writing of love notes for decades.
1939: World War II begins
1940: First McDonald’s opens in Pasadena, California
Those golden arches, though... #classic
1941: Japanese surprise attack on Pearl Harbor
1942: Radar is first used across various fields
And speeders everywhere cringe, regretting the invention...
1943: The Pentagon was completed in Washington D.C.
You get the idea.
1944: DNA is first isolated
And humans find some of their closest relatives. And we thought we were already a-peel-ing...
1945: U.S. troops drop atomic bombs on Japanese cities: Hiroshima and Nagasaki
1946: First automatic, electronic, digital computer
Available to you, as long as you have an entire room to store it.
1947: Jackie Robinson joins the Brooklyn Dodgers
And baseball just keeps getting better from here #AllPlay
1948: Mahatma Gandhi is assassinated in New Delhi
But his spirit and peace continue to live on.
1949: George Orwell writes 1984
Making political statements far before his time #BigBrother
1950: George Orwell dies
1951: The 22nd Amendment is ratified, limiting the number of terms a president can serve
#ThankGod
1952: Polio finally met its match with a vaccine
Oh, sorry - thought you said Polo #RalphLauren
1953: First successful open heart surgery is completed
1954: Brown v. Board of Education bans racial segregation
1955: Rosa Parks refuses to sit in the back of the bus
#GoRosa #ParkYourselfWhereverYouWant
1956: Wizard of Oz is aired on TV
But it's just not as fun when the rainbow isn't rainbow colors.
1957: First round-the-world nonstop flight, taking 45 hours 19 minutes
And I doubt there was a bathroom...
1958: Elvis Presley was drafted into the U.S. Army
One situation in which he did not find himself saying "Thank you, thank you very much."
1959: Alaska and Hawaii become states
Adding the Ice Queen and the Paradise Princess to U.S. territory, but not welcoming them as a part of the Mainland.
1960: To Kill a Mocking Bird was published
And somehow Scout is just now gaining traction as a trending baby name? A little late, friends...
1961: U.S. breaks diplomatic relations with Cuba
Not to be restored until 2015, forcing quality cigar smokers into withdrawals for decades.
1962: Marilyn Monroe dies at age 36
1963: President John F. Kennedy assassinated in Texas
Refraining from establishing a connection between the two aforementioned people. I think they did that well enough themselves...
1964: Cigarette smoking confirmed to cause cancer
1965: The Sound of Music premiers
Who knew hills could be alive?
1966: FDA declares "the pill" safe for female ingestion
Status of male birth control still TBD due to "uncomfortable side effects" #WomanUp
1967: Muhammad Ali stripped of his heavy medals for not joining the U.S. army
You mean to tell me Muhammad Ali turned down a fight? Someone fact check that...
1968: MLK is shot and killed in Memphis
But the Civil Rights Movement faithfully marches on.
1969: Neil Armstrong is the first man on the moon
Edwin E. Aldrin Jr. was there, too - but who knew, right?
1970: The Beatles break up
And the world is still crying.
1971: 26th Amendment lowers the voting age to 18
SO GO VOTE.
1972: Email is invented
I bet Hillary wishes that one never happened...
1973: Nixon takes responsibility (but not blame) for Watergate
With a nose that big, did we really think he wasn't lying? #Pinocchio
1974: First publication of People Magazine
And now the world simply couldn't function without all that gossip. Or with all that crowded text.
1975: The first VCRs aree developed
And soon used as a cheap child sedative for parents and babysitters alike #movies
1976: Apple is founded
Ahead of its time in technology and gay rights.
1977: The first Star Wars movie hits theaters, soon to be 2nd highest grossing film ever
May the force be with you.
1978: Sony introduces the Walkman
So heavy, you couldn't even walk with it.
1979: Sahara desert gets snow for 30 minutes
Miracles are real.
1980: Sriracha is invented
Spicing up the world with its flavor and mere presence.
1981: MTV
The birth of Cribs, Made, and Sixteen and Pregnant. Thank God for brain-stimulating programs.
1982: Michael Jackson debuts Thriller
And the world was utterly thrilled by it.
1983: "Crack" cocaine is developed in the Bahamas
You mean it doesn't grow that way?
1984: The summer Olympic Games are held in Los Angeles, California
1985: First ever mobile phone call is made
Hopefully those bricks were Verizon-to-Verizon #FreeMinutes
1986: The Oprah Winfrey Show hits national television
And starts Oprah's lifelong dynasty.
1987: Andy Warhol dies
But his paintings live on #art
1988: NASA first warns congress of global warming and greenhouse effects
Wait, that's real?
1989: Buck Helm survives 89 hours in a crushed car underneath rubble of the Cypress Freeway caused by a 7.1 magnitude earthquake in San Francisco
What have you done for 89 hours? #SurvivalOfTheContortionist
1990: East and West Germany are reunited
But there definitely weren't hugs. Or bunkbeds.
1991: Airbags are first invented and implemented in vehicles
Takata's wishing maybe they hadn't monopolized the enture market...
1992: Coca-Cola turns 100
And dentists are still rich.
1993: First human cells are successfully cloned
As if the world could handle two Donald Trumps #PleaseNo
1994: Tom Hanks delivers an unforgettable performance in Forrest Gump
And life is forever paralleled to a box of chocolates.
1995: Syria and Israel have peace talks.
Let’s try that again, folks…
1996: Tupac dies in a drive-by
#RIPTupac
1997: Princess Diana dies in a car accident in Paris
And the world mourns the loss of a commoner turned royal.
1998: Clinton is impeached by the House
But still keeps office in Lew(insky) of the charges.
1999: West Nile virus first appears in the United States
And now onto the next #Zika
2000: Y2K scare is put to rest as computers impress us all, successfully calculating the year 2000
Thank goodness computers can add: 1999 + 1 = 2000
2001: 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center
#NeverForget
2002: The Winter Olympics are held in beautiful Park City, Utah
2003: The space shuttle Columbia explodes, killing 7 astronauts
Seven brave, science heroes
2004: Timberlake gives us a little more Janet Jackson than we bargained for at Super Bowl XXXVIII
The original members of the #FreeTheNip campaign
2005: Brangelina is freshly formed (and inseparable) after filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith
#RIPBrangelina2016
2006: Pluto is no longer a planet
NASA, why you gotta pick on the little guy?
2007: First iPhone is released
And the entire world was literally placed at our little 3G fingertips.
2008: The United States elects its first African-American president
And America falls in love with Michelle Obama's arms.
2009: Michael Jackson dies, leaving the world devastated amidst his absence
RIP to the King of Pop
2010: WikiLeaks airs U.S. dirty laundry, releasing hundreds of thousands of classified documents
2011: Steve Jobs dies of pancreatic cancer
Busting the myth: an Apple a day keeps the doctor away
2012: Michael Phelps wows the world with his performance at the London Olympics
He marks himself the most successful swimmer (and arguably athlete) of all time.
2013: Miley Cyrus popularizes twerking
Drunk college kids everywhere embrace the movement, making parents everywhere utterly ashamed.
2014: The Ebola virus breaksout throughout West Africa
And Americans become scared to leave their homes without traditional martian garb.
2015: Same sex marriage is legalized by the Supreme Court
All I can say is: it's about time y'all.
2016: Cubs pull off a World Series win from behind, taking a 1-3 series to Game 7, winning over the Indians by 1 run in the 10th inning
Cheers to your big win, Chicago Cubs – and may it be less than 108 years before your next World Series title. Mostly because this article took forever to compile, and my condolences to whomever writes the next one.