In reply of 100 Things I would rather do than vote for Hilary Clinton and all the other Odyssey articles shaming her, here are 100 things I would rather do than vote for Trump.
1. Bathe in Vinegar
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2. Wash my face with Alcohol
3. Pay tuition at Trump's Fake University
4. Chug expired milk
5. Go rock climbing on Trump Tower
6. Get a permanent tattoo of Obama on my forehead
7. Give away my car for free
8. Eat a bucket of live worms
9. Soak my entire wardrobe in gasoline and light it on fire
10. See Trump put in jail for his numerous sexual harassment charges
11. Have a male gynecologist
12. Pay all the taxes Donald Trump owes
13. Eat a bucket of dirt
14. Not vote in elections ever again
15. Drive a school bus through my house
16. Permanently dye my hair green
17. Educate people on why Trump and Pence are the worst pair in the history of presidential elections ever
18. Win a million dollars and then dump it in the middle of the ocean
19. Never drink coffee again
20. Pay 5.00/gal for gas for all of eternity
21. Become a nun
22. Name my first born child Shithead
23. Let Wells Fargo just take all my money (oh wait they already do that)
24. Live in a house full of cats (I'm allergic )
25. Only listen to one song for the rest of my life
26. Never get cast in a show ever again
27. Drink moonshine made by a stranger
28. Work for free for the rest of my life
29. Gorilla glue all my fingers and toes together
30. Much like Hilary Clinton, take the high rode and name 70 more positive things that I would rather do than vote for Trump: So. Here are 70 positive things we could do instead of voting for Trump.
31. End world hunger
32. Have actual equal rights among all people, races, and genders.
33. Pay my taxes the correct way.
34. Help fight for a better (and cheaper) education system for future generations
35. Have a beautiful wedding
36. Not have to live in fear that our president is going to start a nuclear war
37. Volunteer at a soup kitchen or homeless shelter
38. Exercise on a daily basis
39. Enjoy the company of the people I love
40. Plant trees and help protect our natural resources and endangered species
41. Fight against and spread awareness about sexual harassment
42. Eat ice cream
43. Work with underprivileged children
44. Bring more of the arts into public school systems
45. Have healthy and happy children
46. Learn to play the piano better
47. Speak out against racism and sexism and people who condone it, such as Trump.
48. Watch a live comedy show
49. Make other people laugh
50. Be in a million plays and musicals
51. Save someone's life, or a few lives
52. Make a new friend
53. Exercise my right to vote without being criticized and insulted by people who don't even care enough about politics to do their research on a candidate
54. Support the LGBTQ+ community and completely erase the very idea of Gay conversion therapy
55. Eat healthier
56. Try something I've never done before
57. Travel out of the country
58. Join the Peace Corps
59. Have a professional acting and/or directing career
60. Meet Obama
61. Meet Lin-Manuel Miranda
62. Host Saturday Night Live or maybe just even see it live
63. Live in New York City
64. Make a point to recycle more and pick up litter
65. Perform for millions of people
66. Eat my favorite food at least once a month
67. Bring clean drinking water to countries who don't have it
68. Have an educational conversation with people about all possible presidential candidates and the factual difference between all of them.
69. Vote in every election because it's important and make sure I never compromise my morals for the candidate I'm voting for.
70. Do some yoga on the beach
71. Own a house
72. Own a boat
73. Own a car with no payments
74. Start a savings account for my future children
75. Have a spa day
76. Travel across the United States and visit every single state
77. Buy a new wardrobe (since I burned my other one)
78. Drink a lot more water on a daily basis
79. Throw a party
80. Attend a Super Bowl
81. Publish a book
82. Go to grad school for my master's degree
83. Meet Neil Patrick Harris
84. Visit a National Park
85. Sleep under the stars
86. Be a peaceful advocate for minority rights
87. Eat a pizza
88. Win the lottery and donate it to charity
89. Have a Friends or How I Met Your Mother marathon
90. Go to a karaoke bar
91. Adopt puppies from a shelter
92. Become a wedding planner
93. Write a song
94. Attend a music festival
95. Teach at a high school or university
96. Go to Disney World during Christmas time
97. Always fight and speak out against hateful speech and action
98. Vote for a candidate who most identifies with my morals and the best for humanity as a whole
99. Vote third Party
100. Vote for Hilary Clinton
You can vote for whoever you want. But that doesn't mean you can justify everything he's said and done. You can't honestly say Hilary belongs in jail without agreeing that Trump does too. Don't pick and choose when it comes to who's lives and rights matter.....because it's supposed to be all lives...right?
