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100 Things You Can Talk About That Aren't the Kimye VS Swift Feud

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Chandler Moxley

Jul 25, 2016

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100 Things You Can Talk About That Aren't the Kimye VS Swift Feud

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Unless you've been boycotting the internet or haven't logged in to Facebook for the past week, you know all about the Kimye v. Taylor Swift feud. This fight began when Kanye released his song, "Famous," in which there is this infamous line: “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous. I made that bitch famous.” Team Kimye is standing by the song, claiming Kanye had Taylor's permission to use the line, while Team Swift swears she never heard the song or the line in question. Everyone seems to be taking a stance on this fight.There has definitely been bad blood, as evidenced by Twitter spats, RIP Swift murals, countless gifs, and 48 million articles written by people who personally know neither party with the "facts" of the feud and opinions on whose side to take. I personally, am over it. I've heard people talk about this in public, and instantly felt brain cells die. Here's a list of 100 other things you could talk about that would be more interesting than the Kimye/Swift feud.

1. The weather

2. Your favorite book

3. The presidential election

4. Your favorite comedian

5. Your job

6. Vacation destinations

7. The best Poké stops in town

8. Dogs

9. Fishing

10. Roller coasters

11. Prince George turning 3

12. Snapchat filters

13. Einstein's Theory of General Relativity

14. Playing the guitarc15. Ultimate Frisbee

16. Your school mascot

17. Chocolate chip cookie recipes

18. Embarrassing moments

19. Your parents

20. Gardening

21. The wonderful world that is Target

22. Police brutality

23. Rainbows

24. Fitbits

25. Gun rights

26. Cats v. Cucumbers

27.Big Brother

28. Hiking

29.Road rage

30. Michelle Obama's arms (thanks Cards Against Humanity)

31. Your hometown

32. Is Pluto a planet?

33.The best makeup dupes

34. Pitch Perfect

35. Bullet journals

36. Monopoly

37. iPhone v. Droid debate

38. Beer

39. Mean Girls

40. Stoplights

41. Computers

42. The "benefits" of being gluten free/all organic/vegan

43. The TFM and TSM intern romance

44. Starbucks

45. Pizza

46. Your grandparents

47. Trader Joe's

48. The Coral Reef

49. The Republican National Convention

50. The American flag

51. Camping

52. Hot air balloons

53. Your sorority or fraternity (and why it's the best)

54. Watching paint dry

55. Skiing

56. Doctor's appointments

57. Brunch

58. Your #instaselfie with the most likes

59. Sleep

60. Home decor

61. Work out plans

62. New Year's Resolutions

63. Sentence structures in the Spanish language

64. Annoying habits your SO has

65. Laundry

66. The LSAT

67. Your weird dreams

68. Hair products

69. The best sunscreen

70. Your siblings

71. How you wish you could be a part of Ladylike on Buzzfeed

72. Astronomy

73. Religions

74. The Farmer's almanac

75. One hit wonders

76. Waffles v. pancakes

77. Dolphins

78. Football... Obviously college is better

79. "Finding Dory" and how baby Dory is the cutest thing Pixar ever did

80. 90's cartoons

81. How to follow a budget

82. Your favorite movie

83. Music festivals

84. Hopscotch

85. Shows you want to binge-watch on Netflix

86. Shows you have binge-watched on Netflix

89. How long this list is

90. How weird everyone was in middle school

91. Yearbooks

92. The PGA Masters

93. The way Scottish people greeted Trump

94. Speaking of Trump, why is he so orange?

95. Reading on a Kindle v. reading real books

96. Hashtags

97. Wine

98. Crafting

99. Printers

100. The Midwest

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It's so rude that we have finals.

1. When you look at your finals schedule and become immediately overwhelmed:

2. When your professor says that the final is only going to be short answer questions:

3. When you text your parents to tell them that you're going to have a mental breakdown and drop out of college and they're just like:

4. When you're trying to study with friends, but then you realize that you haven't gotten anything done:

5. Then you just end up going on your phone.

6. When you're two weeks away from finals and your professor tells you that you should probably start studying now:

7. When you sit down to take your final and the first question hits you like:

8. When you start the practice problems and you're just like:

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15. When it's right before your first final and you're just like:

16. When your professor tells that you the final is cumulative:

17. When the kid next to you keeps looking over at your test:

18. Looking back on the outfits that you wore during finals week like:

19. When it's been two hours and you've only gotten through five notecards:

20. When you finally make it to the end of the week:

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