I, along with the rest of my fellow Armstrong State students, did not apply to attend, pay tuition to attend, or agree to merge with Georgia Southern. Jokes aside, here are some things I think we'd all rather do than abandon the university that's given us so much.

1. Sit in stand-still traffic for two days

2. Pour scalding hot Cup Of Noodles on my chest

3. Listen to Nickelback

4. Set my house on fire

5. Set myself on fire

6. Be Meredith Grey

7. Drop my iPhone without its case

8. Smash my Macbook with a sledgehammer

9. Drive into a pond

10. Go outside naked during a blizzard

11. Buy a Samsung Galaxy S7

12. Like the person I'm stalking on social media's photo from April 7, 2011

13. Eat Vaseline

14. Get chicken pox

15. Break my leg

16. Break my tailbone

17. Drive for longer than two hours

18. Sit through another math class

19. Use Bing as my primary search tool

20. Get caught using Wikipedia

21. Get caught plagiarizing

22. Cut my hair

23. Pay a really big ticket

24. Drink coffee right after it's brewed

25. Eat potatoes straight out of the oven

26. Never shave my legs again

27. Rip my fingernails off

28. Slam my leg in a door

29. Speak publicly

30. Correct my professors on how my name is pronounced

31. Eat dog food

32. Never eat cheese again

33. Be limited on how much cheese I can eat

34. Rewatch the ending of "How I Met You Mother" over and over again

35. Be the kids from "A Series Of Unfortunate Events"

36. See another article about the Kardashian/Jenners

37. Buy all my course textbooks and only use them twice

38. Gouge my eyes out

39. Put too much mousse in my hair

40. Buy $1,000 in lottery tickets and lose on each one

41. Go to school without pants

42. Get a really bad perm

43. Step on a Lego

44. Eat raw chicken

45. Give up cookies

46. Shave my cat

47. Give my cat a bath

48. Shave my eyebrows off

49. Drink out of a public toilet

50. Read the Dictionary in full

51. Proceed to read the Thesaurus in full

52. Wear jeans all day, everyday

53. Never eat sea food again

54. Wear the same nail polish forever

55. Rip out my belly ring

56. Sit on spikes

57. Go on a date with Collin Kaepernick

58. Fart in front of a hundred people

59. Lose my Pirate Card

60. Use up my entire printing allowance

61. Visit North Korea

62. Dance like no one is watching, when everyone is watching

63. Play the knife game and lose

64. Go to the DMV

65. Let my boyfriend do my makeup

66. Let my boyfriend cut my hair

67. Go to the gym without headphones

68. Go to the gym during rush hour

69. Eat ketchup straight from the bottle

70. Shave my legs and accidentally cut my heels

71. Run out of gas

72. Stop painting

73. Never watch my favorite movie again

74. Get holes in all my pairs of socks

75. Break out

76. Run out of my favorite perfume and then have it discontinued

77. Wear underwear that's too tight

78. Watch "Two and A Half Men"

79. Laugh with liquids in my mouth and have them spray out of my nose

80. Grow a mustache

81. Let someone tickle me

82. Be fed by a momma bird

83. Dissect a frog

84. Listen to another tax commercial about delayed tax returns

85. Get tackled by Gronkowski

86. Watch a Cowboy's game

87. Watch the Cowboy's win the super bowl

89. Poke myself in the eye when my makeup looks really good

90. Be the main characters in an American Horror Story season

91. Buy a car at 19% interest

92. Write a five-page essay 10 minutes before class

93. Watch Family Guy every day on repeat

94. Sleep with no air conditioning

95. Punch myself in the face

96. Grab a hot pan with nothing but my hand

97. Listen to a GSU student tell me that I "can't get into" their university

98. Drop out of college

99. Listen to a GSU student talk about how Armstrong is gone for 5 hours

100. Literally anything