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100 People I Would Rather Vote For Than Either Of The Nominees

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This presidential campaign is going to be one for the books, but not because both candidates are overqualified. In fact, they are both so underqualified that people are actually voting for who they think will "suck less." I could name 100 people who I would vote for instead of Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump.

1. Mickey Mouse

2. Bozo the Clown

3. Betty White

4. Ross Geller

5. Julie Andrews

6. Rory Gilmore

7. Blair Waldorf

8. Whoopi Goldberg

9. Elvis Presley

10. Beyonce

11. My high school math teacher

12. Madonna

13. Tom Cruise

14. Audrey Hepburn

15. Michael Scott

16. Cher

17. Miranda Bailey

18. Flo from Progressive

19. Ron Weasley

20. Seth Rogan

21. Lizzie Mcguire

22. Raven Symone

23. Melissa McCarthy

24. Aziz Ansari

25. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

26. Caitlyn Jenner

27. Adele

28. Bruce Wayne a.k.a. "Batman"

29. Forrest Gump

30. Johnny Depp

31. Peter Pan

32. Orlando Bloom

33. Luke Skywalker

34. Monty Python

35. Spongebob Squarepants

36. Yoda

37. King Joffrey

38. Jay Gatsby

39. Sherlock Holmes

40. Sandra Oh

41. Winnie the Pooh

42. Dumbledore

43. My friends dog, Bella

44. Tony Stark

45. Alice from Alice in Wonderland

46. Dr. Seuss

47. Jake from State Farm

48. Tony Hawk

49. Ed Sheeran

50. The guy who invented ice-cream

51. Martha Washington

52. Jiminy Cricket

53. Dan Humphrey

54. Walt Disney

55. Ronald McDonald

56. Brooke Davis

57. Detective Benson

58. Betty Crocker

59. Clark Kent

60. Mother Teresa

61. Nelson Mandela

62. Ghandi

63. Paul McCartney

64. My local Starbucks barista

65. Snap, Crackle or Pop

66. Dalai Lama

67. J.K. Rowling

68. John Lennon

69. Michael Jackson

70. Cleopatra

71. Chip or Dale

72. George Clooney

73. Ellen Degeneres

74. Stephen King

75. Jesus

76. William Shakespeare

77. Mr. Clean

78. Robin Williams

79. The Chick-fil-A Cow

80. Rosie the Riveter

81. Mark Zuckerberg

82. John Travolta

83. Frank N. Furter

84. The Greeter at Walmart

85. Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect

86. The Red M&M

87. Clint Eastwood

88. Barney Stinson

89. The AFLAC duck

90. Kevin McCalister

91. Rosa Parks

92. Cap'n Crunch

93. Will Smith

94. Chuck E. Cheese

95. Dr. Phil

96. Lucille Ball

97. The Geico Gecko

98. Jethro Gibbs

99. Tony the Tiger

100. Gary Johnson

Good luck voting America!

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What about those of us who don't do it all in four years?

1. You feel like an elder.

2. You may feel lonely.

3. Senioritis is more real than ever.

4. You may feel a little down sometimes.

5. Fear of missing out won't be as real.

6. You are a college pro.

7. You'll have more free time.

8. You're happy you're still in school.

9. You feel like a guru.

10. You continue to grow.

"I don't want to do things. I want to do not things."

1. When your advisor tells you that you should declare a major soon.

2. Seeing the lost and confused freshmen and remembering that was you a short year ago, and now being grateful you know the ins and outs of the campus.

3. Going to the involvement fair to sign up for more clubs knowing that you are already too involved.

4. When you actually do the reading required for the first class.

5. Seeing your friends for the first time since last semester.

6. When you're already drowning in homework during syllabus week.

7. Realizing you don't have the same excitement for classes as you did as a freshman.

8. Going home and seeing people from high school gets weirder the older you get.

9. You've already established your de-stress routine.

10. Wondering where all the new freshman came from.

11. But ultimately being glad that you have a lot more knowledge than you did a year ago.

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No one cares if you wear pajamas to class

You don't live with mommy anymore, say hello to cereal and Ramen Noodles

Curfew? Never heard of her.

Everything said in class is most likely posted online

Sundays are now for hangovers and homework

The realization that you need your pet now more than ever

High school parties are nothing compared to college

Exams are worth way more than participation points

The library is now your new best friend

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Moms are super heroes dressed in yesterday's clothing and they deserve an award for that.

1. For all of the endless hugs and kisses you always seem to smother me in.

2. For teaching me how to cuddle and being the best cuddle buddy still to this day.

3. For teaching me some of the best "mom dance moves"

4. For pushing through all of the sleepless nights and still being super mom.

5. For not killing me every time you found me cutting my own bangs.

6. For showing me all the classics and helping me develop a good taste in movies.

7. And for watching the ridiculous reality TV shows with me because no one else will.

8. For helping me with all of that awful homework that even you couldn't understand.

9 For giving us a taste of our own medicine when we needed it.

10. For setting my curfew at a reasonable hour to ensure I didn't get into any mischief. (I was still able to accomplish a little mayhem though)

11. For spoiling me as a little girl but making me do chores as I got older. I now understand the point of having a clean house.

12. For being the best host to all of the weird friends I would bring over.

13. And for standing up for me when those weird friends stabbed me in the back.

14. For listening when I needed to vent and always giving the best advice possible.

15. For being the absolute best cook. No arguments there.

16. For answering every single phone call and the millions of questions that I always have.

17. For letting me form my own identity and encouraging me along the way.

18. For going on shopping dates with me and always telling me your honest opinion.

19. For rolling the windows down and singing along to the music with me.

20. And for being the best mom possible. I love you!

I wish I had my mom.

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