Christmas is a time of family reunions, cold weather, festive music, and fun. What a better way to have fun while you're waiting for the 25th to come than play a classic game of Would You Rather: Christmas edition!
Answer me THIS!
1. Party Pooper
Tell fifty (50) pre-k students that Santa doesn't exist (which I'm not implying is true, he totally does!)
OR
Destroy your family's and friends' gifts with a mallet, in front of them, with no promise of compensation or any loophole of the sort.
2. To be or not to be
Be Santa Claus, but literally, appearing only one night a year to the rest of the world,
OR
Be his elf, able to take vacation days and have a family, but ultimately bound to work at the same job for all of your life.
3. Genie
- Have anything you wish for come true with some kind of a twist (good OR bad) every year
OR
Have ONE free wish for christmas (no catches, and you can customize it however you want)
4. XO
Be forced to passionately make out with whoever happens to stand under a mistletoe with you (NO EXCEPTIONS)
OR
Look embarrassingly bad during Christmas and all Christmas themed parties
5. Holy night
Yell blasphemy during Midnight Mass (even if you aren't religious, STILL be present there and do so)
OR
Spontaneously hallucinate Jesus playing the harmonica at the least convenient times possible for a year
6. Sniff-Sniff
Smell like peppermint
OR
Smell like ginger
7. When everybody's super...
Every day is Christmas
OR
Christmas doesn't exist at all
8. WORLDSTAR
Steal from one of those Santas asking for charity
OR
Be one of those Santas asking for charity, and try to beat up the person stealing from you and end up on a viral video
9. Yum
You can only eat cookies and milk of any kind
OR
Any meal or snack you have is 95% deer
10. Mildly annoying
Have your birthday be on Christmas
OR
Wear christmas clothing and listen to festive music only in summer
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
Have a great holiday season
OR
Have a great holiday season.
I'm guessing have a great holiday season (how on Earth did I know that?)
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!