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10 Ways Women Are Basically Cats

Women and cats are both feline gods, and act just about the same!

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10 Ways Women Are Basically Cats
Serena Anderson

Cats are just amazing, feline creatures. Cats were once praised as gods long ago and still act as if they are gods now. Just as cats, females are amazing creatures who believe they are gods, also. Cats and women have so many things in common, they are basically the same.

1. Being pampered

Both women and cats love being groomed and pampered. They love their hair soft and shiny!

2. Being scratched

Women love having their back scratched, their head rubbed and their hair played with as well as cats!

3. Feisty

Though women and cats love having a scratch down, touch either one for too long or in the wrong place and you will be sorry!

4. Don't listen

Both women and cats do not listen and will still do what they want despite being told otherwise.

5. Needy

Cats will climb all over your books or laptops trying to get your attention. Women may not sit on your keyboard, but they will find other ways to annoy you and get your attention!

6. Don't like people

Depending on the person cats run away and hide, and women can do a similar thing. They can be shy or rude to those they have no interest in.

7. Sometimes they can't get along with others

Some cats cannot get along with other cats no matter what, just like women. Some women are so quick to fight other women!

8. Picky

Food, toys and so on. It has to be just to their liking if they want to eat the food or play with whatever toy is given to them. Just like cats, women can have the same attitude.

9. No personal space

Cats will sit on your face while sleeping, whereas women will just take over the entire bed space and all the covers!

10. Loud

Cats can meow so loud, it can echo through the walls. Just like women, they can be very loud and naggy! If they are hungry, be prepared, cat or woman they can get loud and angry!

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1. You don't have to feel guilty about flirting with customers for tips (or just for shits and giggles).

2. You can be obnoxiously flirtatious with anyone you want. You are free to be that girl that flirts with everybody and makes 'em all smile (it's especially fun when the guy is as cute as Collin Jost). No shame.

3. Making random men nervous with your superior beauty and intense eye contact just for the hell of it is really amusing and empowering.

4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but *Kermit the Frog meme* That's none of my business)

5. The toilet seat will remain down.

6. There's more money to spend on yourself.

7. There's always this secret butterfly in your tummy that marvels at the possibility that when you go out this weekend you're gonna meet someone super handsome/wonderful/prince-like and have this moment of dazzling dalliance.

8. Nothing is that serious...you can take it all with a grain of salt...you don't owe anybody anything.

9. You can dance with anyone and everyone...or no one (Hello frat boi w/ glasses, I see you).

10. You don't have to fluff anyone's ego but your own.

11. Free drinks and dinners from single guys (It's not taking advantage if they're offering; a girl's gotta eat).

12. You have more time to learn how to love and improve yourself rather than constantly pouring your energy into another person.

13. You don't have to sacrifice your cheesy Jen Aniston rom-coms and Gilmore Girls for his Fast and Furious/other dumb action movie featuring blonde that is only in the movie to supply a relationship to the male lead and to make him look more masculine/empowered in juxtaposition (In other words, you don't have to deal with a guy being a crabby Patty while you watch your cute movies).

14. You can daydream about what your future husband may be doing right now (and not get stressed/guilty out because you're not picturing your current boyfriend that's crazy about you as your future husband).

15. There is more time to be spent with your girlfriends.

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