1. It’s always available.
You know, your family and friends may not always be there for you. But when you’re craving a good ole pizza, it’s just a phone call and 45 minutes away.
2. Cheaper than therapy.
So many pizza places have a large pie for under $10. You get to be happy and forget about your problems for under $10. Think about that. And since pizza can’t talk, it’s a good listener.
3. Nutritional!
Cheese=dairy, pepperoni=protein, crust=carbohydrates. Your food pyramid is basically filled. Plus, it cleans out your system.
4. It’s easy to look at.
Some things in the world aren’t so good lookin’ (like that kid in your planets and galaxies course.) But pizza… pizza is one of the prettiest views in existence.
5. Cures hypothermia
Tonight when I walked outside onto the cold concrete to meet the delivery boy for my extra-large pizza, my feet started to freeze because I wasn’t wearing shoes or socks. But when he handed me the box of joy, it warmed me straight to my heart.
6. Teaches you to go outside of your comfort zone.
My favorite topping is the overly ripened bananas. Yum.
7. Brings us together.
Everyone fights, especially during family gatherings. I mean you can’t really get around it. But throw a pizza on the table and since everyone will be eating, there’s no talking. When there’s no talking, there’s no fighting.
8. The pizza saver is so multi-functional.
Don’t even try to tell me you’ve never used your pizza saver as a Barbie table.
9. Geometry
Who needs a tutor? The pie is a circle and the slices are triangles. Problems solved.
10. One time my delivery boy was cute.
