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10 Ways To Tell He's A "F***boy"

A lesson for all college girls

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10 Ways To Tell He's A "F***boy"
Elle

Here are 10 ways to tell he's a f***boy. If you can't relate to these you're either extremely naive or in the small percentage of college girls who have made it past the "we're just talking" phase.

1. He doesn't believe in titles.

A.K.A. he has a side chick.

2. He only texts you after 12 o’clock at night. No earlier.

Sorry to break it to you ,ladies, he doesn’t actually like you.

3. He tells you all the things you want to hear.

He’s just wants one thing.

4. He gets mad when other guys talk to you, but he’s allowed to who*e around.

5. Netflix and chill is considered a date in his eyes.

“Omg guys he asked me to go hangout!” *Every naive college girl*


He thinks he’s Chuck Bass.

6. He makes up the world’s worst excuses.

Twenty minutes later puts up a Snapchat of him with his friends.

7. He leaves right after you hang out.

Hmm... I wonder why?

8. He pulls the "things are different" card after a week of 'talking'.

Biggest player in the game.

9. He calls you pet names.


He can't keep track.

10. He gets annoyed when you ask questions.


Definition of a f***boy.

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