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10 Ways To Avoid Your Family During Winter Break

Tips and tricks for getting time alone when you're surrounded by people.

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10 Ways To Avoid Your Family During Winter Break
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Introverts, extroverts, ambiverts, whatever "vert" you are, at some point, you're going to need a little alone time. This alone time is going to become especially important during the holiday season. You're back home, your cousin's back home, you stepmom's neighbor's dog is back home, and you just need a little time to yourself. Without further ado, here are 10 ways to avoid other people and get some time alone.

1. Take a really long shower.

Like, a really, really, really, life-changing long shower. To the point where your fingers and toes are pruney and your legs are stiff from standing. Showers are great because you probably won't come in contact with any other humans and can avoid all forms of small talk. Limit yourself to 2 per day, to avoid the concern of your family and friends.

2. Go to bed early.


Fake a yawn and retire to you bedroom. From there, you can Netflix/Hulu the night away in the solace of your own company.

3. Offer to run errands for your family

Tell your family that you're making a run to the nearest grocery store or drug store and ask if there is anything you can pick up for them. This way, you can be nice, helpful, and productive while simultaneously avoiding everyone you know.

4. Put your headphones in

Listening to your own music can help you feel alone. Just crank that shit and you're good to go. This method is best used by individuals who have a strong need to block out the haters.

5. Go to Starbucks

"Fake" a Starbucks addiction. Claim that if you don't drink a venti soy half pump peppermint caramel macchiato with light ice, you WILL die. Starbucks is nice because you can spend hours sipping on your coffee and no one will question you. Tell your family there was a long line or something. In reality, you sat in the corner next to the napkins table on a mahogany colored armchair flipping through Snapchat's Buzzfeed stories.

6. Walk the family pet

If it's a cat, put in in a stroller or use a child leash. If your pet doesn't exist, tell your family you need to walk yourself. Either way, you'll get out of the house.

7. Pretend you have laundry to fold

Laundry is always a great excuse for some downtime! If you've done all your laundry and have no more to do, simply refold all your clothes! Cleaning is a great alternative to socializing with your relatives who love and care about you.

8. Invite your least favorite people to leave

This tactic is especially recommended for those with a "nothing-to-lose mentality". Your relatives may find you rude and ultimately hate you, which is the only downfall to this method. Otherwise, feel free to ask certain people to leave, especially if you're at their house.

9. Go for a run

Quite literally, you can run away from your family.

10. Actively Ignore Everyone

If all other tactics fail, pull a Ron Swanson, and quite simply, actively ignore everyone. You'll repel all family members and relatives! They will be appalled with your behavior and likely leave you alone!

In all seriousness, though, make sure you do spend some time with your family. You don't have to spend all the time with them, but make sure they know you care about them! Say something nice, and greet your family with a warm smile and embrace. Offer to help clean up after a nice meal or help with the cooking. Remember your manners and be kind and courteous when you are your friends and family. That way, when you need to be alone, your friends and family will be understanding and supportive. Find a balance and don't feel bad when you need to take time to yourself.

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