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10 Types Of Guys You'll Meet In College

Every so often, he thinks "I miss you" texts are okay. Spoiler alert: they aren't.

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Going through high school, I always thought that all guys were the same. To an extent, yes, but college has proved to me that that definitely isn't the case.

1. The guy friend that wants something more

I love you, dude. But dude, I don't love love you.

2. The guy that's gonna pretend like he's interested (aka frickboy)

This guy just wants to get in your pants. You may think that you two are destined to be because you have so much in common, but the moment you reject him from "doing the do", he's outie.

3. The guy you've talked to at a plethora of parties

But neither of you remember anything about each other, so you just smile and nod while passing and then bring up the awkward encounter at the next party that you talk to each other at.

4. The guy that doesn't wanna date

But gets hurt when you bring up not being a thing anymore. Okay bro.

5. The douchebag that thinks it's okay to still text you

Sure, you guys have history, but shit kinda hit the fan. And every so often, he thinks "I miss you" texts are okay. Spoiler alert: they aren't.

6. The guy best friend

You give each other the best relationship advice and buy ridiculous amounts of Buffalo Wild Wings with/ for each other. You aren't afraid to fart around each other. He offers to beat up the guy that just lead you on, and replenishes your confidence with compliments that are sincere.

I love you I love you I love you.

7.The guy from high school that you never talked to

That is all of a sudden interested? What.

8. The gay friend

He's gonna be the guy that tells you how it is. While referring to your hair, he'll say remarks like "didn't know the cast of Roots was making an appearance". Wine night while watching a movie, but you talk the whole time, so the movie is just background noise. Stereotypically, he's better dressed than you. But seriously, his eyebrows have more game than you. You get to have girl talk with a guy, there's nothin better. Okay, his eyebrows might be better than that too. UGH.

9. The guy who thinks he's God's gift to everyone

Woah, man. Just WOAH. That makes anyone go from a 10 to a 5.

10. The keeper

This guy is the light at the end of the tunnel. He loves his parents, and has a good sense of humor. He's the kind of guy that doesn't wait until 10 p.m. to start a conversation, no, he makes an effort to see you even if it means that you just go through a fast food drive through together.

You can see yourself getting a dog with this guy.

But he might be gay..and he might turn out to be a frickboy..or a douchebag? Only time will tell.

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