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10 Types Of "Baes" You Might Encounter This Summer

So many "baes," so little (three months) time.

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10 Types Of "Baes" You Might Encounter This Summer

We all want a summer love. The truth is the odds of it lasting longer than the summer time is highly unlikely. The fact of the matter is we are all still people and we are still just as awful as we were a few months ago. Just because it’s summer time it doesn’t mean the guy who didn’t treat you right three months ago will magically be a Prince Charming (wouldn’t that be a dream come true). Here’s a list of the type of guys you’ll likely come into contact with this summer, or at any time of the year for that matter.

1. The fake bae. This guy is someone you have a crush on but you know it’s going absolutely nowhere, but you don’t really mind it.

2. The wannabe bae. This guy is doing everything he can to get your attention. He succeeds 60 percent of the time but you’re not sure if you’re feeling it.

3. The boomerang bae. This guy keeps coming around just long enough that you can’t possibly forget him.

4. The let-down bae. This guy makes all of the same promises he can never keep and continues to not keep them. Typical.

5. The "I wanna hook up" bae. This guy just wants in your pants. Avoid "I wanna hook up" bae at all costs. He’s just trouble.

6. The best friend bae. This guy that is just a friend and you want to keep it that way but then he decides to make the move. Sorry buddy, you’ve been friend zoned.

7. The pretty bae. This guy could easily be mistaken for a tool but you see more in him. Or perhaps you just want to believe there is more to him than his hair.

8. The distant bae. This guy would be so dateable but he’s halfway across the country.

9. The show-off bae. This guy needs to cool it with the confidence. Trust me we all see you’re attractive (that’s why we talk to you) but you don’t have to show off how “well-rounded” you are by magnifying your highlights; just let us see them, don’t talk about it.

10. The dream bae. You know in a million years you’ll never land this guy, even if you did you wouldn’t know how to keep him. Therefore, we keep dream bae exactly where he belongs, in our dreams.

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