10 Types of Girls You Meet in the Club Bathroom | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Health and Wellness

10 Types of Girls You Meet in the Club Bathroom

109
10 Types of Girls You Meet in the Club Bathroom

All girls know how chaotic the club bathroom can be. Once inside, you either meet these girls, or at some point you become one of them.


1. The Best Friend

This is the girl who makes the hectic bathroom experience a little more bearable. While waiting in line, she'll start a conversation with you about how cute your outfit is and compliment your makeup. She'll warn you about which stall is out of toilet paper, hold the door for you if it doesn't lock, and even offers to hold your drink without sneaking sips from it.

2. The Fake Puker

This girl is an incredible actress. She's the one who pretends to be sick in hopes of cutting the line. While some fall for it, others are not as easily convinced. Therefore, she goes the extra mile and will normally bring in a friend for backup. Together, they push through the line screaming at everyone else that things will get messy unless they get into the bathroom ASAP. It's quite a performance.

3. The Real Puker

The title is pretty self-explanatory for this one. This is the girl who drinks one too many tequila shots but insists that she is fine until suddenly the nausea hits her. Shortly after, you'll find her on hands and knees in the bathroom stall. When it's over, she'll either tell her friends that she's ready for another drink or try to nap on the bathroom floor.

4. The Snapchatter

You can always count on this girl to document the entire night via her Snapchat stories. Yes, this even includes footage from inside the girl's bathroom. She'll either record herself or others around her in the hopes of making a hilarious compilation of videos to look back on the next morning.

5. The Beauty Queen

This girl comes prepared to combat any possible hair and makeup malfunction. She usually carries essential beauty products such as a hairbrush, mascara, and at least two different lipstick colors. It's remarkable that she fits them all within her tiny, over the shoulder purse.

6. The Overly Annoyed

You may want to stay away from this girl because she seems to be annoyed and agitated at pretty much everything going on around her. She'll yell and roll her eyes at other girls in the bathroom and normally has no problem confronting anyone who gets in her way.

7. The Runaway

This girl seeks shelter in the bathroom. She uses it as a place to hide from security or the boy who won't leave her alone outside. Ultimately, the bathroom becomes her safe haven.

8. The 99 Problems

This is the girl who vents to you about her life problems. She is not afraid to go into details and shares her stories with almost everyone in the bathroom in the hopes of getting good advice and words of encouragement. Warning: she may get emotional.

9. The Self-Absorbed

This girl is front and center at the mirror of the bathroom. She feels no shame as she poses and checks herself out despite being surrounded by of a bunch of other girls. After staring at herself for ten minutes, she'll ask others if she looks good for confirmation.

10. The Wall

This is the girl who stares at the floor and doesn't even remember why she came to the bathroom in the first place.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Disney magic for New Year!

The "Happiest Place on Earth" has a lot of characters with some pretty great advice.

4194
Disney magic kingdom castle on new years
StableDiffusion

Disney movies are well known and very popular in today's world. Although many people appreciate the plot and the storyline, not many people appreciate the wisdom these characters possess. Every Disney movie has unique advice that can be applied to everyday life. Here are 11 Disney quotes to help start your New Year off right:

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

40 Gift Ideas for the Indecisive

It's a time of love, family, memory-making, and gift-giving. But also a time of stressing over the perfect gift.

118649
Christmas gifts around a tree
StableDiffusion

It's officially December. There is less than a month of 2024, and I still feel like yesterday was summer. Now comes the merriest time of the year, the Christmas season.

Everyone has been waiting for this time of year since mid-October (which is way too early, in my opinion) or before. It's a time of love, family, memory-making, and gift-giving. A lot of times when I ask friends and family what they want, I get a lot of "I don't know" or "I don't care."

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

Bucket List To Live In The Now

Find excitement in your life and start exploring wherever you are right here, right now.

776
mu bucket list

I was sitting at my cubicle, now that I am an adult, looking at the rain pouring down on the windowsill, bumming on life, wishing for the rain to just stop for a full day.

There are moments where we count down the hours until work is over and how many more days till the weekend, and this many weeks until something exciting. Or something like that? Well, I was bumming because my next day off from work is not until Memorial Day weekend, which is not until the end of May. And since this is my first year out of college being a “real person,” I am totally missing the winter, spring and summer breaks. I am sure all of us have felt this way even if just for a hot minute…

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

11 Ways To Survive Finals As Told By Leslie Knope

Because you know you're going to be stressed out, and Leslie knows exactly how to survive.

578
Everything hurts and I'm dying

So finals are on their way. That's right everybody, finals are about to start.

But hey, don't panic. Start getting your affairs in order and prepare for a week of hell. Here's a few things Leslie Knope wants you to do to make your finals week just a little bit less stressful:

Keep Reading...Show less
Kent State University
Great Value Colleges

If you go to or went to Kent State, then more than likely you have done or will do some of these things.

1. You’ve slipped and fallen on the ice at least once.

The winters at Kent are brutal, and while the heated sidewalks and some great snow boots are always a help, there’s no chance you won’t bust it on the ice at least once in your four plus years at school.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments