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10 Types of Girls You Meet in the Club Bathroom

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10 Types of Girls You Meet in the Club Bathroom

All girls know how chaotic the club bathroom can be. Once inside, you either meet these girls, or at some point you become one of them.


1. The Best Friend

This is the girl who makes the hectic bathroom experience a little more bearable. While waiting in line, she'll start a conversation with you about how cute your outfit is and compliment your makeup. She'll warn you about which stall is out of toilet paper, hold the door for you if it doesn't lock, and even offers to hold your drink without sneaking sips from it.

2. The Fake Puker

This girl is an incredible actress. She's the one who pretends to be sick in hopes of cutting the line. While some fall for it, others are not as easily convinced. Therefore, she goes the extra mile and will normally bring in a friend for backup. Together, they push through the line screaming at everyone else that things will get messy unless they get into the bathroom ASAP. It's quite a performance.

3. The Real Puker

The title is pretty self-explanatory for this one. This is the girl who drinks one too many tequila shots but insists that she is fine until suddenly the nausea hits her. Shortly after, you'll find her on hands and knees in the bathroom stall. When it's over, she'll either tell her friends that she's ready for another drink or try to nap on the bathroom floor.

4. The Snapchatter

You can always count on this girl to document the entire night via her Snapchat stories. Yes, this even includes footage from inside the girl's bathroom. She'll either record herself or others around her in the hopes of making a hilarious compilation of videos to look back on the next morning.

5. The Beauty Queen

This girl comes prepared to combat any possible hair and makeup malfunction. She usually carries essential beauty products such as a hairbrush, mascara, and at least two different lipstick colors. It's remarkable that she fits them all within her tiny, over the shoulder purse.

6. The Overly Annoyed

You may want to stay away from this girl because she seems to be annoyed and agitated at pretty much everything going on around her. She'll yell and roll her eyes at other girls in the bathroom and normally has no problem confronting anyone who gets in her way.

7. The Runaway

This girl seeks shelter in the bathroom. She uses it as a place to hide from security or the boy who won't leave her alone outside. Ultimately, the bathroom becomes her safe haven.

8. The 99 Problems

This is the girl who vents to you about her life problems. She is not afraid to go into details and shares her stories with almost everyone in the bathroom in the hopes of getting good advice and words of encouragement. Warning: she may get emotional.

9. The Self-Absorbed

This girl is front and center at the mirror of the bathroom. She feels no shame as she poses and checks herself out despite being surrounded by of a bunch of other girls. After staring at herself for ten minutes, she'll ask others if she looks good for confirmation.

10. The Wall

This is the girl who stares at the floor and doesn't even remember why she came to the bathroom in the first place.

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