Oh wine, where do I even begin? Wine is like that person that all your friends really enjoy, but if you have not met that person met then you do not understand why she has a strong hold over everyone. That is, until you meet this highly spoken of friend a few times and come to discover that she is in fact just as brilliant and complex as everyone had been saying. Wine is the friend you have no idea how you went twenty one years without, but once you have made that connection you understand what all the hype is about. You know, like how...
There's never a wrong time of the day to have a glass of wine
Oh it's breakfast time? That only gives me a good reason to have a delicious mimosa
Going through multiple bottles with your friend is in fact classy
Wine is good for your soul, always
You know, because the resveratrol in it helps keep you nice and calm
That when you ask for a glass of wine, you really mean an entire glass full 
Wednesdays are the most important day of the week
Hump day becomes much more fun once it transforms into wine Wednesday
Friends that drink wine together stay together
The wine aisle is the best aisle you will ever walk down
Besides maybe the wedding aisle, but who knows? Maybe, you're marrying wine
Sometimes you have to drop serious money on wine, because treat yoself
Love may be fleeting, but wine is forever
Especially my favorite wine named Josh. Josh will always have my back.
Just like wine, all things get better with time
