I can make fun on em because I am one of em.

1. We are special in our own kind of way.

2. Some of us are crazier than others.

If she talks about how she 'coulda won if only blah blah blah', RUN. She crazy. And it ain't in some good way either.

3. Our horses are always number one.

4. ALWAYS.

You think I'm kidding boy. You really think you could take his place!? I will castrate you right here and now if you so say another word. Walk away. Just walk away. Don't say any more. Please don't touch. In fact, don't even look at my horse. You are not worthy of his glory.

5. Most of us actually don't prefer to date bull riders.

I still have yet to meet a faithful bull rider. So there is that. But I mean hey, if you're out there and you feel like we're a match enlighten me. And my b in advance. Blame it on your fellow bull riders.

6. Some of us actually can ride.

Honey, try me. I'll out ride you any day of the week. Don't have much to say about the girl sitting next to me, but count me in for a bronc ride. Or two. Or three. Just so long as the mom doesn't find out. I can't make the pickup payment AND my insurance. Bless her soul.

7. Honestly, some of us could ride broncs better than a few guys.

You've seen my barrel horse right? It breathes fire. I fear nothing.

8. We have great playlists.

FOR EXAMPLE:

Cody Johnson

Reckless Kelly

John Moreland

William Clark Green

Hank Williams Jr.

Whiskeytown

Chris LeDoux

Eli Young Band

Parker McCollum

Sam Riggs

Koe Wetzel

Need I say more...? Yeah, I didn't think so either.

9. Not all of us are buckle bunnies.

DON'T GET ME WRONG. I KNOW THEY'RE OUT THERE. But don't assume all of us are. You know like I personally want to own a ranch, some bucking horses. A nice trailer and pickup. A couple hundred acres. You know, and do it with hard work and perseverance. But that's just me. I mean. Well... yeah.

10. Not all of us just sit there.

Please don't tell me how all barrel racers 'just sit there' when I am up here wiping and kicking this push style horse.If you still care to argue with me, please take a ride on him and show me how I just sit there. Then we can see what happens. And we shall see how you continue to dispute other wise.