Most of us are just returning from spring break. Just a week ago, we were relaxing on beaches, hanging with our friends and dogs and before we could say, "Mom, what's for dinn--" we were back at school with a mile-long to-do list. I'm here to make your first week back a little less gloomy with some witty Donald Trump look-alikes discovered on the Internet because who doesn't love that? Enjoy.
1. Corn Trump
An american classic. Just like Trump, corn on the cob sounds like a great idea until it gets stuck in your teeth and can cause you pain for a month.
2. Sloth Trump
They both may be hilarious and charming to picture in the Oval Office, but in reality they may not make the most responsible president.
3. Emu Trump
Emu's live in Australia, the country I will be moving to if this election pans out a certain way.
4. Sushi Trump
My mom always warned me to not trust questionable, raw fish from New York City.
5. Beaver Trump
"Dam," those teeth though.
6. Roz Trump
The resemblance to this iconic Monster's Inc. character is truly uncanny. "Wazowski" Roz for president.
7. Questionable Pie Trump
I don't want to see either of these at Thanksgiving Dinner.
8. Guinea Pig Trump
I don't trust people who look like they're wearing my childhood pet.
9. Whatever This Is Trump
I mean, whatever it is, it's pretty uncanny.
10. Stale Muffin Trump
OK, I see it. But only if it's a stale muffin.
There are some funny people out there. Hope this brightened your March!