1. Cleaning is both therapeutic and the most stressful thing ever
Therefore, you clean all the time.
2. Everything seems to be more expensive
*Checks out at grocery store with almond milk, cereal, and spaghetti* "Your total is $165.75"
3. Dirty dishes.
WHY CAN'T I JUST BUY NEW PLATES EVERY TIME THEY GET DIRTY?
4. Being alone all the time is kind of fun because you can always be as naked as you want
Dance naked like nobody's watching.
5. But then you realize you left your blinds open
They didn't see you right? They totally saw you.
6. When people come over to your house and move things around and mess up everything you cleaned
I JUST WASHED THE DISHES.
7. That noise...
What is it and why does it happen every 2 hours?
8. Watching scary movies by yourself
Nothing feels right afterward.
9. SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THAT NOISE
It was definitely a ghost murderer there to rob you.
10. You really want an animal to protect you from that noise
And cuddle and love.