1. You have had ice cream with friends or on a date at Purity Ice Cream

2. You find yourself at Wegmans a little too often

3. You have swam at Second Dam or other illegal swim spots.

When gorges are the closest you get to a beach in Ithaca, NY

4. You've been to Kava Bar

Even though it tastes like crap you go anyways.

5. You've attended Grassroots

You may or may not remember your nights at Grassroots but you still look forward to going every summer.

6. You have been to Muddy Hut, a "Chapel for Prayer & Meditation" but have never done either.

Just don't ask.

7. You like to support small businesses and the local farmers market

The Ithaca farmers market is where you will find the highest concentration of Birkenstocks.

8. You have been asked multiple times if you will be applying/attending Cornell, Ithaca College or TC3

9. You bring all your out of town guests to Moosewood

10. You have one or more bumper stickers on your car