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10 Tom Haverford Quotes To Keep You Laughing For Hours

Arguably the best character on the show.

Rachel Smith
Sep 13, 2017
Wake County, North Carolina
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10 Tom Haverford Quotes To Keep You Laughing For Hours
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Parks and Recreation is one of the most watched shows on Netflix in the United States. Most of the characters are super relatable, the plot is well thought-out and it is just a funny, feel good show. One of my favorite characters is Tom Haverford, played by Aziz Ansari. Tom works as Leslie Knope's immediate subordinate at the Pawnee parks and recreation department, often serving as her right-hand man. Tom displays an extremely sarcastic, mischievous and cocky attitude. He takes his appearance very seriously, often donning office-casual polo shirts and fancy suits. Here are ten of the best Tom Haverford quotes to keep you laughing for hours.

1. Inserting red soles in his shoes.

The definition of extra.

2. I mean... relatable.

The Pussycat Dolls will never die.

3. Even his bedtime routine is something else...

Reminds me of some people I know....

4. The Party Scientist

5. The way he shortens things.

I actually starting saying some of these things.... is that bad??

6. Doing the least work possible.

An accurate representation of me in English class...

7. 'Merica!

Why is it when I order things online, it doesn't show up right away?!

8. Gardening is not his strong point...


9. When he forgot to hide the Easter eggs...

Tom.... YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!

10. Me too Jean-Ralpio...

Always remember this quote in your 8 a.m. classes on Mondays when you are contemplating dropping out.

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