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10 Times Your GBF Came In Clutch

10 times your gay best friend gave you reason to believe you are soulmates.

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10 Times Your GBF Came In Clutch
University of Pittsburgh

If you are a typical college girl, you probably have a gay best friend. From being a GBF, I know that having a GBF is pretty fantastic. Since a GBF has the ability to relate to your mentality as a girl, I just want to reiterate that we are always right. Here are 10 times your GBF came in clutch.

1. "So does this outfit go together?"

I'm sure your gay best friend told you that you looked like a thumb. But that's what we are there for, right? To make sure you don't look gross. Miranda Priestly agrees.

2. "I just wanna eat my feelings and talk crap on everyone."

It's okay. I know that Mark has been hitting Trisha up via Twitter DMs, which caused you to break up with him. I got the Pizza Hut coupons, and I have Jimmy Johns on speed dial. Do you need wine?


3. "I like need to study, but I need a cranberry and vodka. Should we go out on a Monday?"

It's Monday. Monday sucks. It's fine. Everything is fine. I have an Uber ready.


4. "Oh my gosh, I'm so drunk. Should I call Alex even though we broke up six months ago?"

No, don't call Alex. You're going to wake up wondering how you ended up in his bed and then all those feelings that had you down for the past six months are going to resurface. 7/11 doesn't have enough Ben & Jerry's to fuel that nuclear meltdown.

5. *Inside Frat House/Bar Bathroom* "I can't decide if I should kiss this guy? What do I do?"

Yes, you should kiss him. No, you shouldn't take him home. Make him work for that, honey.


6. "Should I go on a third trip to Starbucks today?"

Yes, you should. Please remember my Grande Salted Carmel Mocha.

7. "PLEASE HOLD MY HAIR. I'M GOING TO VOM"

You're lucky I love you.

8. "I. Need. You. To. Save. Me. From this creepy guy trying to dance."


Fake boyfriend at your service.

9. "I need you to come get me so I don't have to do a walk of shame."

Girl, we're going to have a great chat during the ride from your one night stand to the McDonald's drive thru.


10. "Wanna go to the pool and check out hot guys?"

GIRL, YOU KNOW ME.

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