Oh stop it, Cera.
1. That time when Michael was photographed with a cactus.
2. That time when Michael was caught mid-walk (not positive what he's doing – must be confirmed) on the beach.
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3. That time when Michael tried to seduce us but really just made us uncomfortable.
4. That time when Michael was jumping? Running? Hopping? Prancing? Skipping?
5. That time when Michael had a photo shoot cradling a cactus-cucumber crossbreed.
6. That time when Ellen Page tried to kiss Michael and his natural reaction looked something like this.
7. That time when Michael posed with stuffed animals and looked directly into your soul.
8. That time when Michael was photoshopped into a sunset...
9. Twice.
