Writing for Odyssey is a privilege. It is an outlet for young aspiring writers to showcase their work in a safe environment that has structure and organization. We all take our jobs very seriously and strive to keep up with our week to week duties. With that being said, sometimes we fall extremely short and write articles that plop into the category of, "This might be the most basic thing I have ever written but I'm having writer's block and I can't think of anything else so An Open Letter To..." and so on and so forth.
I have stumbled across what I think is the perfect depiction of these articles and in the most non-offensive way possible, would love to bring them to your attention. "Odyssey Rejects" ( @OdysseyRejects ) is a twitter that is solely comprised of the most generic, the most accurate, and the most relatable fake Odyssey article titles. Whoever came up with this twitter account was a genius and I am super perplexed as to why I didn't come up with it first.
1. When you think about the theme song that plays in the background of your life, this would be it, for various reasons.
2. The most vulnerable moment in one's life is checking their bank account and/or wallet after a night out of drinking because when we're drunk we think we are the richest people in the world!!!!
3. WHY is this still a thing?
4. To add to this title, I overuse the saying "I am hungrier than the NeoPet I have been neglecting for 10 years."
5. #COLLEGE #GIRLS
6. We can all relate to this one. I cannot count the amount of times I have taken a shot at the bar and screamed "THIS ONE IS FOR NIGEL THORNBERRY!"
7. The most honest and heart wrenching S.O.S moment.
8. To everyone who does a cleanse and gloats about it: YOU'RE STILL THE SAME PERSON YOU WERE YESTERDAY BEFORE YOU STARTED THE CLEANSE. A SINNER AND ALL.
9. Being a broke college student does this to you!
10. I saved this one for last because there has never been anything more accurate and someday I might actually take it upon myself to write an article using this title.
