1. When you realize how bad all of the food is for you... even the salads.

Those chicken fingers and fries are all fun and games until you gain 10 pounds in one week.

2. Encountering those kids who come to college and become political, social, and environmental advocates.

And they don't shut up about it. You throw your plastic water bottle in the garbage instead of the recycling and all hell breaks loose.

3. When it's Friday night but you would rather stay in your room watching High School Musical instead of going out.

Before you come to college you can't wait to go out all the time, but then you get here and wish you were back to being a little kid.

4. The mandatory philosophy class you have to take.

You don't understand how people actually think of that stuff, and probably never will.

5. When you get rejected and try to make yourself feel better about it.

Because you're beautiful and there has to be an underlying reason why he doesn't like you.

6. When you say you're not going to drink, and then you end up like this:

"I'm not going out tonight." "Okay I'll go out tonight, but I'm not drinking." "Alright I'll just have one drink." ... *Has 6 drinks*

7. The struggle of college calculus.

Once again, something else you don't understand and probably never will.

8. Every morning when your alarm goes off.

*Sobs uncontrollably*

9. The kid you gave your number to and wish you never did.

He tries so hard but just does not get the message... you're not mean, just not interested.

10. And, of course, if you listened to what they told you at the school's wellness center.

I just have a runny nose, stop questioning me about my sex life. Thanks.