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10 Times College Students Are Actually Toddlers

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10 Times College Students Are Actually Toddlers
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Ah, college. It's the best four years of your life (unless you piqued in high school, but I digress). We're on the fence of being adults and children, we can legally buy alcohol but most of the time we can't keep up the money to buy food. It's a freeing time but at the same time we miss the comfort of being taken care of in the nest.

We do our most growing during college. We find out who our real friends are, set a path for the rest of our life, exercise our livers and taste real freedom. However, along the way we realize that adulthood isn't everything we thought it would be. We have to start paying our own bills and suffer the consequences of our actions without someone blaming it on us being young. We start to appreciate what life was like in the good old days.

1. Naps are important.

2. We need Mom/Dad...a lot.

3. We need babysitters.

4. We're learning the ways of the world.

5. (Re)Learning the value of a dollar.

6. Disney is amazing again.

7. No pants are the best pants.

8. Boys/girls are gross.

9. People ask us "What do you wanna be?" again.

10. We're figuring out who we are.

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