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Ten Times Cher's Twitter Dragged Trump

The Dark Lady takes on the Annoying Orange

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Ten Times Cher's Twitter Dragged Trump

Do you believe in life after love?

I might not be able to answer Cher's iconic question from her 1998 song "Believe," but I can say I believe in her Twitter account.

The Queen of pop has made yet another name for herself online with her bold, abbreviated, emoji-riddled blurbs about life, but currently her crowning achievement is her take-down of public enemy number one: Donald Trump.

Here's 10 of the most inspiring Trump-focused tweets from this music legend.


1. Full of sh*t

Okay first of all, the fact that she uses the toilet emoji when referring to Trump is, in and of itself, worthy of a Pulitzer Prize. Notice too that this queen reserves her hate only for Donald Toilet. Ouch.


2. Family tree?

Does Cher know something we don't about Toilet's ancestry? Is the lovechild of Barnum and McCarthy eligible for the Presidency? At least we know membership to the KKK isn't an issue, just look at past presidents...


3. "MAN" Dept.

I was genuinely confused for a couple seconds why D. Toilet couldn't afford sporting equipment, and then I realized Cher was referring to a different set of balls. Maybe he'll participate in the debates if you moderate them, hell I know I'd watch that just to see you tear him a new one in person.


4. BATH 2HOT!?

God bless this woman, her tweets are like poetry; at first you have no clue what she's saying, but then suddenly it all clicks and your life has changed forever. I like that she refers to him as a "tool" as well, she's definitely hip on that cool kid lingo.


5. B AFRAID

In all honesty I'm terrified that this is true. The idea of Toilet Tool Poop Man receiving intelligence briefings is truly warranting of the skull and crossbones emoji.


6. Bully Dictator '16

I'm concerned at how realistic this image is...but besides the point, she's right. I just wish it didn't take Kim Jong Toilet to show Americans how dangerous right-wing extremists are. Also please be careful Cher; if North Korea sees this, we might have another "The Interview" situation on our hands.


7. TRAITOR!!

Remember when D. J. Toilet asked Putin to hack the Democratic Party and Hilldawg's email? Cher sure does, and she was not happy about it.


8. Daddy's lil monster

I have no words for this one except well done. Iconic.


9. a MONSTER

Don't apologize Cher, you're spot on! Toilet Trump is absolutely a monster from fire emoji (Hell) and he 100 percent used fear and hate to get this far. Say it again!


10. Literal trash

Kinda upset she didn't use the trashcan emoji for this tweet, but still a fantastic way to end this list. Call out his sexist orange ass! In the case of Cher vs. Donald J. Trash, Cher will always be the winner.

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