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10 Times Barney Stinson Has Summed Up Your Weekend

Was your weekend legendary?

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10 Times Barney Stinson Has Summed Up Your Weekend

1. Your last class before the weekend gets cancelled.

You’ve waited all week for that feeling you get when walking out of your last class on Friday. This feeling makes you feel on top of the world and nothing can bring you down.


2. You find the perfect outfit for your night out.

You have been trying on outfits for almost an hour, mixing and matching different shirts and pants. You finally find the one where you know all eyes are going to be on you when you step in the door.


3. You compare IDs with your friend's before going out to the bars.

Now, it may not be the best, but it gets the job done. Honestly, you could show the workers at The Hawk a baseball trading card and they would let you in if you could pay the cover fee.


4. Your friends insist you talk to the person you’ve been drooling over since they walked in.

You catch yourself in the Pine Room of The Jayhawk Café talking to your friends about this person who you can’t keep your eyes off of from your J101 lecture and then, bam, they walk through the door. And of course, your friends cover the awkward part for you by making a scene.


5. This leads to you contemplating why you are friends with them.

But, what are friends for?


6. You get that attractive counterpart’s phone number.

You close the deal so it’s only right to celebrate and get another round with your matchmaking friends.


7. You take an awesome picture that needs to be posted.


You take a photo that perfectly describes what you were up to on that particular evening and have to throw it on Instagram for all of your followers to see.


8. You get food at the end of the night.

Wheel Pizza is a must at the end of your night. But watch out, everyone will ask you for a bite.


9. You call the designated driver and they can pick you up in five minutes.

Everyone knows that short, intimate connection you share with the designated driver.


10. People inform you about things that you did the night before.

Some memories of the previous night might be a little hazy, but nothing beats the expression on someone’s face when they find out they ventured into the Boom Boom Room.

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