Let's be honest.. Running sucks. You get all sweaty, your legs start to hurt-sometimes itch, and it'd honestly be much more comfy laying in bed watching Netflix. Like why can't running be as easy as walking? That'd be nice wouldn't it? We'll I don't know about you, but here's ten things that go through my head while running whether it's distance or sprints.
1. Am I done yet?
The entire time I envision the finish line to this run as my legs start to burn more and more.
2. How long have I been running?
"FIVE MINUTES!!!! I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR A YEAR!"
3. Maybe if I pretend like I'm in a movie I'll run faster.
Who doesn't want to be in a movie?
4. My thighs are my biggest supporters.
Even though they currently hurt like hell.
5. Annnnnddddddddddd break.
Don't worry I'll start running again once I get to that tree.
6. Hey look at that guy on the bike!
....Cheater.
7. Oh No. There's a tunnel.
What if I find a dead body? Runner's are always the ones to find the dead bodies in movies. What if I'm the dead body?
8. Who put this hill here?
I'm gonna run prance up this hill like I'm bambi... Okay never mind. I'm feeling myself too much, no more bambi.
9. Remember that taco bell I had for lunch?
Yeah okay. Let's run one more lap for the doubledilla.
10. What is that smell?
Oh.... that's my mexican food sweat.
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