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10 Thoughts You Have After An Audition

Danielle Storm

Apr 02, 2017

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I just got done with my audition, did i get cast? I'm so freaking scared! I don't know how i did! There is no way to know because im not actually friends with the director, or i am friends with the director but he refuses to let me know!!!! Well... lets think about the things that went well okay??? Calm yourself girl, phew, you can get through this next WAIT WHAT... ONLINE IT SAYS AUDITION RESULTS ARE NEXT SUNDAY....NOOOOOOOOOOO....Here are ten thoughts you have after an audition.

1. Is the cast list up yet?

GOD I'M SO MAD! IT'S NOT UP YET! REFRESH, REFRESH, REFRESH, COME ON (insert theater name here) SHOW ME THE MONEY!

2. When will the callbacks list be out?

WAIT, ITS NOT IN MY INBOX DOES THAT MEAN **gulp**. ****whispers*** Nooooooooo.

3. I think i messed up that part during my dance audition....

Rats, that ball change! Ahhhh! Its always the kick ball changes that get to me! This dance should have been SO EASY but she threw in like twenty steps i didn't know and. I'm such a flipping idiot.

4. There is no way these people are going to cast me!

Yeah, im not cool enough to be with these people. I mean, look at me...im alone... im eating my Indian food.... and some frosting over here beside my lap top. Gross. I'm disgusting.

5. God, all my friends are going to think im SUCH a big dork if i don't get in this easy show!

Really. They are all theater majors, they are going to totally judge me, and hate me.

6. Wait, i remember! The director wrote my name down!

Wait, whats that mean? Oh god... no... i wasn't... I WASN'T CAST! THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS, IT MEANS I'M A DEAD WOMAN!

7. Oh shoot, I honked at somebody on the way in for driving to slow! I really hope it wasn't the director!

Really because NOBODY LIKES IT WHEN YOU HONK AT THEM.

9. Oh no... oh no... LOOK AT THIS STATUS. SHE. NO. SHE. SHE DIDN'T GET A CALL FOR THE ROLE I WANTED SHE REALLY DIDN'T THIS MEANS I DIDN'T GET IN! WHY? WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL? And you KNOW the director is going...

Yeah, really i have seen enough of these. Like, thanks for announcing it to the WHOLE WORLD. I'm just super happy for you.

10. You know what. I'm fine. I did fine. I'm alive, im breathing, i'll get in no sweat. No reason to worry!

And you do.

Don't sweat the small stuff babes ;)

-DS

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10 Thoughts You Have After An Audition

10 Thoughts You Have After An Audition

1. Is the cast list up yet?

2. When will the callbacks list be out?

3. I think i messed up that part during my dance audition....

4. There is no way these people are going to cast me!

5. God, all my friends are going to think im SUCH a big dork if i don't get in this easy show!

6. Wait, i remember! The director wrote my name down!

7. Oh shoot, I honked at somebody on the way in for driving to slow! I really hope it wasn't the director!

9. Oh no... oh no... LOOK AT THIS STATUS. SHE. NO. SHE. SHE DIDN'T GET A CALL FOR THE ROLE I WANTED SHE REALLY DIDN'T THIS MEANS I DIDN'T GET IN! WHY? WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL? And you KNOW the director is going...

10. You know what. I'm fine. I did fine. I'm alive, im breathing, i'll get in no sweat. No reason to worry!

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