There's only a couple of weeks left in the semester (thank God).The last few weeks are a struggle to go to class. These are the thoughts I have on my way to class everyday.
1) Do I really have to go to this class?
Maybe I could just get the notes from someone. Maybe we won't be doing anything important. There probably won't be a quiz today.
2) I wish I was a squirrel and didn’t have to go to class.
I would do anything to not go to class, even if it meant being a squirrel.
3) I wonder what’s for lunch/dinner tonight..
I love food. Food is always on my mind.
4) I should be asleep right now.
I could have not gone to class and been sleeping. I should've taken a mental health day.
5) How does that girl have enough time to put makeup on and do her hair in the morning?
I can barely get out of bed and put pants on let alone do my hair and makeup for class. I'll be in sweatpants with my hair up. No shame.
6) Maybe if a car hits me I won’t have to go to class.
I think every college student contemplates this. Get hit and you don't have to go to class and probably not have to pay tuition anymore. Sounds like a good deal to me.. Besides the whole getting hit part.
7) I could be watching Netflix right now.
I could be watching One Tree Hill or Grey's Anatomy right now.
8) I hope this professor lets us out early.
Talking for an hour and fifteen minutes is bad for your health, or atleast it should be. Please let me leave.
9) Should I take the stairs or the elevator?
No matter what time of the day it is, it's way too early to be taking the stairs. Always choose the elevator.
10) Please be canceled. Please be canceled. Please be canceled.
I can't stand when professors don't use email to tell me when class is canceled, but I'm hoping there's a note on the door saying it's canceled anyways.