1. You’re telling me Santa isn’t real?
2. My parents lied to me?
3. Does this mean everything is a lie? The Easter Bunny? The Tooth-fairy?
4. Oh my God, what am I saying…of course they’re all lies! How can a giant rabbit that lays eggs be real if a jolly old man delivering presents isn’t?
5. I can’t believe I believed for so long…twelve years?
6. Wait…is this a test? You know, the whole belief in magic thing? What’s the risk of not getting any Christmas presents if I say I don’t believe anymore?
7. He’s really not real, is he?
8. Who eats the cookies then, and signs the letters? Grandpa? That’s sneaky….
9. Wow, I feel like my childhood has ended…Christmas will never be the same!
10. Wait, JK, maybe it isn’t so bad…turns out no one is really watching me all the time AND I still get presents. Win-win.