1. Oh look, another FarmVille request... *ignore*

We all get our notifications flooded with them. “Help Betsy earn 50 more coins!” “Betsy invites YOU to play Candy Crush!” Thanks Betsy but for the hundredth time, no.

2. I'm going to share this recipe video but I know I'll never actually attempt it

A beautiful hand crafted apple pie with crust in the form a rose, *share*. But we both know it's not going to happen.

3. Should I comment?

When scrolling through all the drama, rants and specifically political opinions we have to pick our battles. We all have an opinion, but choose the time wisely.

4. Why do I even get on here?

Scrolling Facebook can be upsetting, sad, and flat out agitating, but we all routinely get on and scroll through the nonsense. Whether for entertainment, news, or one reason or another, we have all come across a dog video that made us cry or a post that got us heated.

5. “Betsy tagged you in a photo”

You hope it isn't another of you from your emo stage in middle school. But you know it is. *Untag*

6. Wow, Betsy has changed a lot.

Probably my favorite thing about Facebook is seeing how people you used to know are doing in life. Your high school friends getting married, having babies, doing heroin and you get to see it all without even talking to them!

7. I want to share this but I can't because my family will shun me

You know exactly what I am talking about.

8. Oh my word I have been on here for 2 hours

We all get sucked in so deep that we're lost in a trance. You take a second to think about why you're stalking your friend's mother’s cousin’s grandchild and then scrape your eyes off of your phone.

9. Should I give it a ‘love’ or a ‘haha’ reaction?

It doesn't matter, you know, I know it, we all know it.

10. Ayyy Facebook comment fight, let me stick my nose in and smell what's up

Sometimes, especially recently, the comment section can get spicy. We are all guilty of getting a little pleasure out of a good heated argument that you aren't aren't a part of.