If you have been in a yoga class, you must know what I am talking about...

6:55 am

"Great, I made it here on time. I was super stressed that I was going to be late. Changed my outfit 10 times. Oh look, I like her leggings... Maybe they sell them on Amazon."

7:00 am

"Okay my mat is rolled out, I have those block-things. Perfect! I am ready to be fit and active and have a cute butt!"

7:05 am

"Instructor is in the front of the room, everyone looks way too serious to be in a yoga class, I thought we were meant to be relaxed?"

7:10 am

"Okay class is going well, but this woman next to me looks super official. Hold on... Is that an Om tattoo? Oh yeah, she's a professional yogi. Let me follow her."

7:15 am

"Wow, that warrior 2 hurts a little bit! Can we go back into child's pose? That one is my favorite."

7:20 am

"Okay, okay. I'm probably half way done by now. Maybe I'll get a cupcake after this. No, you're doing yoga right now, think healthy... Maybe a chocolate muffin. Yeahhhhh, double chocolate muffin."

7:25 am

"Sorry... WHAT do you want me to do with my legs? No, no that will not be happening."

7:30 am

"Damn I am working up a sweat right now! Professional Om Yogi Lady next to me is sweating like a pig, I'm just getting started... I'm totally not doing this right. I have been thinking of food."

7:35 am

"Okay, sweating now. Totally sweating now. What do you mean this isn't hot yoga? Hot yoga must really suck."

7:40 am

"I wonder what my ass looks like in this leggings. They said they were sculpting. I hope I don't have sweat running down my back."

7:45 am

"Oh yes, we are winding down... time for some relaxation, my favorite. No, sorry I have stopped listening this is my nap time. I did a lot earlier."

7:50 am

"Lying down is so much better than those straining positions I had to do earlier. Thank you, Master Yogi for this moment."

7:55 am

"Wow, that was a great yoga session. Namaste everybody! I will definitely be back soon! But that chocolate muffin though..."