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10 Thoughts Lake People Have In May

"Maybe we don't have to wait until June?"

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10 Thoughts Lake People Have In May
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We all love the summer months, June, July August. But what's the worst time for lake people..? May. May is the torturous month that lake goers are constantly questioning when they can be out. After all the waiting in the winter, you just want to enjoy some good quality lake time. Here are 10 thoughts lake people have in May.


1. Maybe we don't have to wait until June?

We all just need to be a bit more like Jason Derulo.



2. It's not too cold to jump in... right?

Wait the water is still only 45 degrees...

3. Only 2 weeks, 2 days, 4 minutes, 21 seconds until summer.....20 seconds... 19...

4. It's just wrong to be inside working. It's 75 degrees. I could be on the lake.

Ron Swanson says it best...

5. How many days until July 4th?

6. How cute would this "insert unnecessary item here* when I'm out on the lake?

You're right, that inflatable flamingo is really cute. Treat yo self.

7) If I call in sick, my boss will believe me right? I could be on the boat right now..

Yeah, that probably won't work.

8. What should my lake playlist be?

This is just something that needs to be planned ahead, you don't want to be caught off guard. Once you have this done, you can work on your dancing until Luke Bryan is proud.


9. I should get a life jacket for my dog!

This can finally be there year Fluffy gets out there with us!

10. How can I get a bikini body in 2 minutes?

I'm just gonna practice my truffle shuffle now...


In the end, the lake life is the best life. May can be pure torment for any lake person. Fear not, soon we will be out there.


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