Ladies, we've all been there. One moment we're laughing, dancing, and having a great time out with our friends when all of the sudden some D-bag comes along and ruins it. Whether he's hitting on you or one of your friends there's no mistaking; this guy is an ass. You try not to be rude but come on, you are SO over this. Sometimes you just wanna chill with your girls. Is it that hard for boys to understand?! Here's a timeline of 12 thoughts every girl has when getting hit on at the bar...
1:07 am: What did I do to deserve this?
Why do bad things happen to good people?
1:11 am: Should I ask my friend to act like my girlfriend?
If I look at her enough maybe she'll get the hint. Just throw your arm over my shoulder and act natural.
1:16 am: OK, but can you just like ask me ONE single thing about myself?
I get it. You're like the "coolest" dude in your frat because one time you shotgun five beers in a row... great. Stop talking.
1:20 am: If I keep talking do you think he'll buy me a drink?
Just bat your eyelashes, smile, and obnoxiously sip on your empty drink.
1:24 am: Seriously, who taught you to act like this?!
I know it wasn't your mama.
1:26 am: If you weren't a D-bag you would be so much more attractive.
Ugh, potential.
1:31 am: If I'm not getting a drink do you think he'd at least get me pizza after this?
Alright, no drink? New angle. Food, food, and food.
1:39 am: Crap, is this dude still talking?
Who knew someone could talk this much.
1:44 am: Alright I gotta end this. What excuse do I pull?
Uhhhh, my dog has a dentist appointment in the morning... I gotta go?
1:58 am: Am I a totally awful person for that?
Sorry not sorry for dipping.
