PJs on, glass of wine in my hand: I am Oscar ready. I snuggle up on my couch, turn on the TV, and get ready to spend the next three hours of my life watching some of the greatest celebrities gather at one of--if not the--most prestigious and most talked about awards show. While watching, many thoughts crossed my mind. Here are a few that I believe we were all thinking.

1. How long does it take these people to prepare their dresses? Do you think they coordinate with the other celebrities so that they aren't matching or clashing?

2. It probably took these men less time to get ready for the Oscars than it does for me to get ready for classes in the morning.

3. The producers definitely used the #OscarsSoWhite controversy to their advantage.

4. Wow--I haven’t seen any of these movies.

5. Do you think the nominees practice their winning and losing face in the mirror before they arrive so that they look good for the camera either way?

6. Let’s be honest: Jacob Tremblay stole the show with his cuteness.

7. I would love some Girl Scout cookies right now.

8. Thank you, Lady Gaga for thatheart-wrenching and powerful performance. Had me crying the entire time.

9. I don't know how to handle Kate’s reaction to Leo winning #friendshipgoals.

10. RIP to all those Internet memes now that Leo has finally won his Oscar

That was it. The lights were turned on, the credits started to roll, and I went back to watching Netflix while all those celebrities continued their night at one of the many after parties.