This holiday season, I'm sure that we will all be shuffling home to our crazy... I mean, loving families. We will get to be home for a week without any classes or responsibilities. But, it's not all turkey and pumpkin pie, my friends. This thanksgiving break will surely be filled with never-ending nagging from other beloved mothers. So, below are just a few common things you might hear this Thanksgiving and a little advice on how to handle them.
1. Give your mother a hug!
As soon as you walk through the door, regardless of how much stuff you're carrying, the first thing your mother will request is a big, long hug. And just so we're clear, I do mean long.
2. So, are you two dating?
This question never fails. All you have to do is mention that you talked to a boy (or girl), and your mother will immediately think that you two are madly in love. On the off chance that you do actually like this person, don't tell your mother; she will be picking out wedding invitations in no time.
3. You would have known this if you called me more often!
You could call your mother everyday, and she would still make you feel bad that you didn't call twice a day. No matter how much you love your mother, we all know that one call from her could take at least an hour, and as busy adults, we don't always have that much free time (I do actually have free time, but I'm probably watching Netflix; sorry, mom!).
4. You look sick. Are you feeling okay?
Your mother will always worry about your health. However, this question is likely directed at your appearance. You're not wearing makeup. Are you feeling okay? Your hair isn't perfectly done. Are you feeling okay? You're still in pajamas at 12:30 in the afternoon. Are you feeling okay? Here's a little advice for all the mothers out there: we're fine... we're just college students.
5. So, what do you do on the weekends?
Your mother thinks she wants to know what you do every weekend, but she doesn't. She wants to hear that you spend your days studying and your nights staying-in, watching movies. But, let's be honest; moms are better than most detectives. They know what you're doing, and they just want you to be safe. So, don't lie to her. Just make sure you reassure her that you are being responsible.
6. Do I have to move to college with you?
This question is not a joke. Your mother really will get an apartment right by the college. I repeat, this is not a joke.
7. You should really get a haircut!
Other statements may include, but are not limited to: you look like you've gained weight, your skin looks a little dry, you're breaking out, and my personal favorite, you look tired.
8. Are there any nice boys/girls at your school?
Mothers believe that college is about one thing and one thing only: finding a husband/wife. This question is your mom's way of finding out if she will be a grandmother anytime soon or if she's going to have to buy cat toys for the next 20 Christmases. It's difficult to explain to her that, yes, there are nice boys/girls, but I'm focusing on my studies at the moment. She won't like this answer. So, disregard what I said in number five. LIE! It's the only way you'll survive this Thanksgiving.
9. Seriously though, are you guys dating?
Moms can be very persistent. Please, refer to number 2.
10. I love you!
No matter how much your mother nags, she loves you. All of those little comments and questions you hate are just her way of saying that she loves you. So, for this Thanksgiving break, give your mother a hug, and tell her that you love her, too. We're all in the same boat, and we'll get through the holidays together.
