"Hi Mom. Hi Dad. It's me. Finals just started so I thought you should know..."
1. I'm doing really well in this class.
In reality, we mean that we've calculated our 'What-If' scores on canvas to figure out the lowest possible grade we can get and still get a good grade in the class.
2. I'm fine!
We're not.
3. I had a full night's sleep last night.
Let's face it, if you believe I had a full night's sleep last night, I'm questioning your sanity.
4. I studied for 4 hours today.
This means I actually got through a chapter's worth of flashcards and rewarded myself with a few Netflix episodes.
5. I'm headed to the library right now.
I'm probably getting coffee.
6. I'm fiiineeee.
7. I have an A in this class.
I probably have a B and am counting on the drop grades from my professor's syllabus.
8. I only had 2 cups of coffee today.
I had 5.
9. Yes, I'm eating healthy.
Does ramen count?
10. I swear, I'm fine. *cries*