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10 Things You Should Thank Wine For

Wine is always there for you.

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10 Things You Should Thank Wine For
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My dearest wine,

I am writing to you with my ever growing gratitude for your existence. If it was not for you, I would barely be able to function through the stresses of today's world. You make my skies happy when skies are gray. For you, wine, here are the 10 things I am most thankful for.

With all my love,

Your biggest fan

1. After a long day at work or school, wine is always there to greet you.


2. Wine brings you and your closest friends together.


3. Or wine makes awkward outings with your co-workers bearable.

4. And first dates that are going south.

5. Wine and pizza go hand in hand. So basically wine gives you more of a reason to eat pizza.

6. Wine is made of grapes and grapes are fruit. Each glass = a serving of fruit.

7. It's the perfect companion for Netflix binging or hanging out with your dog when you just want to be alone.

8.You can always reuse the bottles and corks for craft projects.

9. Couldn't make it through a family get together without it.

10. For better or for worse, wine is always there for you.

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