You have this, that, and the other thing to do today. But are you going to do it? Probably not.
1. Are you going to wash your massive pile of dirty clothes? Eh maybe tomorrow.
2. How about that paper that was assigned over a month ago? My sources say no.
3. You're totally going to vacuum that mess in the living room though, right? Wrong.
4. How about you change the sheets on your bed? No way.
5. Go grocery shopping so you have something in the fridge besides week old leftovers? Yeah right!
6. Are you going to take out the trash? Ask me later.
7. Those dishes are starting to pile up, how about those? Girl, please!
8. How about go to the gym and get a little exercise? Nahh.
9. You could walk down and study at the library for a bit, right? Too much work.
10. Stay in bed and do it all tomorrow? Yeah I could probably manage that.