When you are to the level with you friends that you're saying things like these, you've reached ulitmate friendship.
1. Do my teeth look yellow?
2. Do I have a good butt?
3. I have to poop.
4. Am I pitting out?
5. I haven't showered in ___ days
6. Too much clevage?
7. What would you rate me?
8. Did you really just fart?
9. Is this a good idea?
10. you are my favorite