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10 Things You Can Expect to Happen at Thanksgiving Dinner

When your family is basic (and predictable) at the Holidays.

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10 Things You Can Expect to Happen at Thanksgiving Dinner
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We all know there are certain things we can expect to happen EVERY year at Thanksgiving but just in case you come from a family that mixes things up, here's a list for you to understand what the rest of us go through at the Holidays!

#1: If you are single... Everyone will want to know why you are still single.

#2: If you are married... Everyone will want to know when they can expect to see a baby on the way.

#3: You will eat way, way too much food.

#4: Somewhere in the house, the guys will either be talking about hunting or will be watching football. Then again, they may be doing both.

#5: You’ll see your favorite cousin pull in the driveway and totally freak out, whether you’re 10, 29 or 45!

#6: There will be a form of green bean casserole somewhere and it will either be really good or really gross. There is no in between.

#7: Traffic everywhere will be terrible.

#8: Gas prices will be the highest they have been in months.

#9: Black Friday will be the hot topic of all the ladies conversations during and after Thanksgiving dinner (unless they are talking about the single folks and/or the not so pregnant ladies) so, be ready. The best prices of the year are happening when dinner is over.

#10: Someone in your family will post on social media and end their post with, "#thankful" so, be ready for your basic "like" of the day.

Enjoy a laugh and HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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