Tilted Towers, Dusty Divot & Ninja.
The top three nouns used by many bored individuals for the last 6 months.
But, it's summer and I will not allow my friends or family to be affected by this cancer that is Fortnite Battle Royale.
No matter how many solo dubs you have, you're never too good to...
1. Workout
No, I didn't call you fat but if you don't have a membership at your local gym, I'm entirely sure you can do a quick ab circuit on the floor of your living room.
2. Talk with your family
I know your little brother is a pest and Mom won't let you go to North Avenue Beach this weekend but your family probably misses you being home and spending real time with them besides you coming in and out the front door through the hours of the day.
3. Watch "Friends" (Twice)
There's only a few things in this world more funny than listening to Ross complain & Joey's everlasting hope to become a full-time actor.
4. Shuffle your music & turn your speaker up to maximum volume.
Warning: Someone may walk in on you dancing to the wrong song, so please lock your door.
5. Juul out the window
As a frequent user, I must say it is very refreshing to day-dream with a side of a cool cucumber pod.
6. Plan your bucket list for this summer
While there are many things you will do this summer, likewise there are many things you want to do and all you can do is hope it's under $20.
7. Online shopping
You can't lose with this one, except when the shipping & handling is another $5.00. Regardless, online shopping's convenience is unmatched and it's especially useful when you're too busy tanning to get up and go to Forever 21 yourself.
8. Chores
Ha, you thought!
9. Watch some documentaries
Specifically the conspiracy theories! Although you won't be able to maintain any knowledge again until August, it's best you learn as much as you can while the opportunity is there.
10. Shower, sleep & repeat.
Last but not least - the two most exciting parts of every day. The sleep you get after a nice, hot shower is like no other. If you're secluded away from society for the day for whatever reason, at least keep up with your hygiene & your sleep schedule.