Ah yes, parking at Oakland University. The only thing that causes Oakland University students to suffer a mental breakdown, a receding hair line, and premature graying. Whether you are a commuter or live on campus, the struggle of finding parking at Oakland University is something we all bond over. Stalking students to their parking spots and playing a large game of Mario Kart are what we Oakland students know all too well. So while I sit in my class, bored out of my mind over a lecture that is going absolutely nowhere, here are the 20 things I would rather do than park at Oakland University.

1. Spill my coffee all over myself while driving to or on campus.

2. Take a full semester of courses in the Oakland University Math Department.

3. Dress as a clown on campus ... maybe not, scratch this one.

4. Wear the Grizz costume for a whole year.

5. Run the opposite direction on the track at the rec and run into every person that gets in my way.

6. Eat Chartwells cafe food for every meal of the day for the whole school year excluding the Oakland Center (No Panda Express, y'all).

7. Receive parking tickets everyday for a year for parking in a yellow space for overnight parking.

8. Wait in an endless line in the OC for Panda.

9. Be late to class everyday and take a grade hit... oh wait, we already have that problem.

10. Walk to campus in a tornado with only an umbrella and jacket.

11. Die building another parking structure.