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10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Lose to the Gators at Doak

Because there is quite literally nothing worse.

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10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Lose to the Gators at Doak
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It's that time of year. Friends and family are being brought together to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday only to be torn apart two days later by the annual FSU vs UF showdown--this year in Doak Campbell Stadium. Unfortunately, this football season the Noles have become a little too familiar with the feeling of loss, something the Gators themselves have become quite acquainted with these past years, especially when facing Jimbo and the Seminoles. Even though we have had a rougher season, I am still confident that the we will defeat the Gators in a fashion similar to the 27-2 blowout we saw last year. With this in mind, it is clear that no one ever likes to lose, especially when you are a Seminole and have the reputation of "State Champion" to uphold. So here is a list of 10 things I would rather do than witness a Seminole loss to the Gators at Doak.

1) Be buried alive in The Swamp.

2) Only be able to drink Skol for the rest of my life.

3) Drive on Tennessee Street at 5 p.m.

4) Bathe myself in honey and offer myself as a sacrifice to a bear.

5) Have one of our school colors be orange.

6) Entrust my personal email account to Hillary Clinton.

7) Lick the Standard bathroom floor.

8) Tear off my toenails with rusty pliers.

9) Contract Hand Foot and Mouth Disease.

10) Actually be a Gator.

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