Thank you, Dad, for...
1. Giving me life
2. Always making sure I experienced the fun things in life
3. Picking me up when I fall
4. Making sure I always have enough to eat
5. Traumatizing me so many times I can hardly be with you in public
6. Letting me win races and games because you love me
7. Always making sure the games we played were safe
8. Your killer dance moves
9. Being so cool it actually hurts to be related to you
10. For loving me unconditionally
Happy Father's Day, Dad! I hope you know just how much I love you!