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10 Things To Do If You Were The Last Person On Earth

You may get lonely but at least you won't get in trouble for breaking the rules.

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10 Things To Do If You Were The Last Person On Earth

What would you do if you woke up one day to find that you were the only person left on Earth? Naturally, you would be petrified and upset, but you have to make the most of the situation. Here’s a list of things you can do if there’s a zombie apocalypse or if everyone else just happens to vanish into thin air.

  1. Be naked at all times. Who cares if you are just roaming around free, no one, literally no one will see you, so why be in clothes?
  2. Raid a mall. You can finally get that $1,000 M.K. bag you couldn't afford, and no one will see it but it'll make you happy. You can also get all the clothes you want, massive amounts of any type of clothing, especially coats and warm clothing for when its cold outside.
  3. Raid a supermarket. You won't have to worry about going into the food store for three things to end up spending $40. Because, guess what? Everything is free, just for you!
  4. Steal a car. I bet you never thought you would have a Lamborghini or Porsche. Go to the closest dealership and take your favorite one! P.S. gas is free too.
  5. Go onto the parkway and drive that car as fast as possible. You wont have to worry about hurting anyone or getting a ticket or anything, you can literally drive like you're the only one on the road, because you are.
  6. Rob a bank. Not that you really need the money because everything is “free,” but won't it just be great to have bags and bags filled with $100 bills? If you are really committed and go to enough banks, you can fill up a pool and literally swim in money.
  7. Catch up on sleep. You don't have work, or school, or plans with friends or family so you might as well just sleep. You'll never be tired again because you can literally sleep in any house at any time (no responsibilities).
  8. Break into somewhere cool. Wouldn't it be kind of sick to be in somewhere like the world-famous Madison Square Garden all by yourself?
  9. Walk to a different state. It will take an extremely long time but let's face it, you got all the time in the world (literally). Also, it would be pretty cool because how many people can say that they did that when they were alive? Little to none (unless they lived near the border of two states).
  10. Learn how to fly a plane/drive a boat. When you are the only person on Earth you're gonna do some pretty reckless stuff, so why not risk it? If you are successful, you can literally go all over the world and see sights that you never dreamt of seeing before.
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